Archive for October, 2009
2009 UN World Drug report ….fuxck
October 21, 2009Super fucking awesome
October 21, 2009Have it.
Our Newest turtle
October 17, 2009When you see your what wife goes through to make a little person as beautiful as this, you realise any answer other than ‘yes’ to any request she asks of you is not going to be good enough. Period. Welcome to the world Lola and welcome to our family!
slug
October 16, 2009Lazy white slug/food whore
I’m Calling bullshit
October 16, 2009
Now I don’t have an iphone. I have an Omnia, running spb mobile shell. Whilst my phone running other people’s software is great, it is no iphone. A lot of people I know would have sex with an iphone no questions asked probably my self included. I’m thinking maybe SMH made a pretty brash statement with this headline.
I am pretty sure it is based on complete bullshit and the person who wrote it has just got his first post paid account and doesn’t realise that all telephones sms.
“The iPhone is all about user experience but Apple can only produce a small number of handsets and not everyone wants an iPhone handset. They will remain strong but they won’t take over world,” said Robin Simpson, a researcher at Gartner.
This person has been living under a fucking rock. iPhone have already taken over the world, it doesn’t matter about functionality, when every one wants to fuck the phone it sells it self.
MOS BURGER. This is the Bees Knees.
October 14, 2009
Its true it really is. I have eaten many a mos burger and can well and truly say that it is the most delicious burger in the world. I don’t even know how to say the burger i like’s name.
If you are in Japan go there.
In the coming weeks i will try and write about some more different Japanese Burger Joints.
Would you leave your fish with this Man?
October 14, 2009
WTF. so this guy had a girlfriend. then he assaulted her and stabbed her fish.
the most disturbing part of this is that he had a girlfriend. What the fuck is happening on the planet.
I am half inclined to think his girlfriend was some sort of mammal, but she owned a fish making way to think that she was indeed human.
I think she loved him for his turtle shell glasses and “arty look”. If listed in a singles column he could definitely list his attributes as being able to looked surprised really really well.
Another Darwin award goes to E-merica.
Any one would think…
October 14, 2009This is the perfect day in sunny graffiti park. But alas the wind is cold as antartica’s asshole and no one likes that except for middle age wind surfers. Wish it was still and there was more than 5 trees.
Toothpaste For Dinner go there.
October 14, 2009
This is a great website. I actually did another post last nght but the bastard didn’t work because some stupid idiot (namely me) reconfigured my blog update email address. I think that most days,, and my wife would agree. I do one of the most stupid things ever. something like talk to a broom stick for half an hour. Oh well. guess i could do worse. I could declare war on afghanistan and then refuse to back oout like some idiot donkey, being controlled by marionette strings. Nice smile fuck-o. Oh and another thing, 10 points for guessing our hospital systems are fucked you idiots at SMH. I think you should maybe rename you paper to “sydney morning point out the fucking obvious”.
Also on another angle. My dogs. I wish sydney morning herald would do story on them and then they could take them on a fucking world tour for the next 10years. All they do is fucking bark. I wish they could speak english, I would insult their intelligence throught the fly screen.
Monkey Pops.
October 13, 2009
Today I accompanied our little daughter and beautiful wife to one of the many kids playlands around the area. let me just let you in on what this actually involves.
1. Socks. you must wear socks.
2. 3-5 years olds. they are like the fucking coolest people at one of those things. There is about 20 of the little fucking “fonzies” running around owning other kids.
3. If a kid steals your kids stuff. There is not a god damned thing you can do about it. (except imagine triping them over whilst on the jumping castle or pushing them down the largest slide while they are not ready to go)
4. Balls must STAY IN THE FUCKING BALL PIT.
5. All the little walk ways and chutes and slides and climbing ladders and tight ropes are made for kids, so when you are being an escort for your 20 month old ( who insists she is 5 god help me approaching pub legal age) you have to contort your body through a miriad of small opening ad these things that are like pasta makers.
6. Slides don’t work for adults. It is a reverse peter pan thing.
7. Other parents , I’m not sure if they started out like me then became very over it, they all seem to be so fucking apathetic, you start to wonder if they even have kids at the place or have just popped in for a coffee to use the free wifi signal.
8. Some mothers, leave their children unsupervised, whilst going out to ensure they leave their children orphans by inhaling lung cancer for 30mins to an hour at a time – in this time it doesn’t matter (apparently) if your child is spiting, stabbing or choking another child
In saying all this though i do enjoy. It is very rewarding to be 30 years of age and have a license to climb all around one of those things you wish you had in your back yard when you were ten.
One of the many rewards you get back from having children.
