The Guys from Deals Direct are fucked. I got cut off again after talking for the smallest time. These guys are surely robots. Their slogan should be “Deals Direct, Love a Robot”
Edwin: Hi, how can I help you today?
not gary: Hi edwin, it seems we got cut off again.
not gary: that is twice now
Edwin: My apologies for the accidental disconnect earlier – that was definitely not intentional. I think there was a technical hiccup.
not gary: bringing me to believe that your not human and cannot really help me with the damaged bathroom bag
not gary: that is exactly what you said to the last one.
not gary: can you please pull my order number again
Edwin: Did that link worked for you?
Edwin: 31252571149966
not gary: yes but i needed further help. I ghues srobots can’t experience empathy. I may need to hack you
not gary: correct.
not gary: now which item type do i choose. ?
not gary: damaged in transit?>
Edwin: Yes, please select the option Damaged in transit.
Edwin: Please follow the prompts and you will receive an email once you lodge the request for returns.
Edwin: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edwin: Are we connected?
Edwin: It looks like you are away from the computer, so I’m going to close this chat in order to help our other customers who are waiting in the chat queue. If there’s anything else you need help with, please start a new chat and we will be glad to help further. Thanks again for chatting!
