Archive for December, 2009

Happy New Year!!

December 31, 2009

It is going to be a good year.  Someone we know is in a realationship, we have two beautiful girls, CH put on some great fireworks, and my two mates not mentioning any names COB and MP came out. Good work.

Hope you seen some of the blue fireworks, we saw one made for Disney. Pretty cool.

first awesome drawing for 2010. depicts me with a cactus.

Ahhh, Beach Christmas.

December 25, 2009

Besides the above being what it will look like if I go to the beach this year. ( I do acknowledge that the above occurence is terrible, before the animal activists go to town on me, I do have a heart, it just doesn’t work and blood refuses to coarse through stone)

How good is going to somewhere Beachy for Christmas. I haven’t even been to the beach yet.  I just like to know that it is 5 mins down the road if I need it.

For example, if we run out of food, a beach would be useful for catching fish, or eating sand, if you are a toddler.

Well I hope every one had the chance to eat as much beautiful food as I did this Christmas!!, I have found though that if the temperature is above 29degC, and I have more than two 1.5 beers in a row then ths causes te phenomenom of the afternoon sleep. Gets me every time.

Any how. One day, You can all come and visit our Panda Family at our beach house, in Lennox head, or Sandon….Heres a Pic

If you Fall into this category, the you should take a trip down drown yourself lane.

December 24, 2009

Top ten facebook statuses

stolen from…Stuff Hipsters Hate. ( Link to the Right)

In Agreement

December 24, 2009

^ CLicky ^ Why on earth, wiggas, and girlapottamas’ want to dance is beyond me. Stuff Hipsters Hate, far too often has me saying, …..very true, very true!

Gangers.

December 23, 2009

So this morning, didn’t even catch the train for fodder.

“Fucking Cunts, can’t even catch a fucking train home cause ain’t got no fucking shoes!!??!, fucking cunts reckon they didn’t come in the fucking ambulance, that’s fucking bullshit,  fucking don’t even know how i got here or what happened. Fucking cunts probably gonna make me walk home”

this conversation was between a 50 year old red headed Amy winehouse look a like aka heroin addict prostitute, complete with dirty bandaged arms shitty tattoos, matted hair (mobile phone of course), and a guy version of herself  she had just met who who had also has a ride in an ambulance for being too pissed to prevent himself from getting home to his own house without dying.

Both smoking, both hating on the health system.

Joe drunkard Public…..I love hate you.

If you please, or not

December 22, 2009

Feel free to donate. I want to earn enough money to quit my job and whinge for a living……(and eat pumpkin ice cream)

Wow…… Hey team, any one reading this..

December 21, 2009

We should just totally chip in together and and pool all our funds into a paypal account so we can take turns living here, and to be honest I don’t mind being homeless on our off weeks.

I give you…Plus House. Japan.

Click on the image for The Cool Hunters story.

Speed humps on freeways and Cocks for Senators.

December 21, 2009

This guy was a nerd at highschool, but always wanted a tattoo. Now he is trying to flex. WHat a fucking cockhead. I get it. No one wants fucking Kiddie porn arseholes walking the streets with their dicks still tied to their bodies but WTF speed humps on free ways.

You need to buy a copy of the latest WoW dude, and just take it out on a elf warrior or some shit.

Click here to read his latest fail

Friends, even with yellow hair do make great friends.

December 21, 2009

back in 82′ P. you were more into ‘plastic’ than BBQs,

Forget you were a child once?

December 13, 2009

I am not going to lower myself to your mid life crisis-having selffish cock brain form of critisism by saying go fuck your self, but you fail. I am sure you fail at most things.

You were one of those people that was a nerd at school reinvented your self at Uni, tried to be cool, but real people could see straight through to the fact you were a fuck head.

I feel Sorry for you. No actually, take that back, I just really know that people like you are the reason why people like me wished you didn’t exsist.

Try looking from a different angle for once.

We can’t all be 40 years old and still fucking wanking on about a trip to London where we worked for a year and went to the church pub every weekend, and bought a pair of  doc martens,

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/hey-parents-leave-your-kids-at-home-20091212-kpmc.html


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