I am not going to lower myself to your mid life crisis-having selffish cock brain form of critisism by saying go fuck your self, but you fail. I am sure you fail at most things.
You were one of those people that was a nerd at school reinvented your self at Uni, tried to be cool, but real people could see straight through to the fact you were a fuck head.
I feel Sorry for you. No actually, take that back, I just really know that people like you are the reason why people like me wished you didn’t exsist.
Try looking from a different angle for once.
We can’t all be 40 years old and still fucking wanking on about a trip to London where we worked for a year and went to the church pub every weekend, and bought a pair of doc martens,