Archive for February, 2010

The biggest homeless loser

February 28, 2010

For all the over weight homeless people comes this hot tip….. The “good sammartians ” in graffiti park have left you a stair master near the clothing bin. What a lovely selfless gesture

When Car modding Meets Dora (sticky tape episode)

February 26, 2010

It is not often I have wonder what was going through a persons mind in the few minutes before they creat a nice criss cross pattern all over their little care with sticky tape.

but I have made a list of suggestions.

  • wow sticky tape………..( simple but obvious)
  • fuck I found some sticky tape, maybe my luck has changed, the money I obviously didn’t spend on this piece of shit car and instead paid for my burbury wallet wasn’ t a waste after all. I can now create a matching “burbury”style car pattern to make my little shitty car match my wallet.
  • wow that seizure last night really lasted a long and very symmetrical period of time and accuracy. lucky someone stuck a roll of sticky tape in my mouth.
  • hey boo boo how come they don’t make cars in a woven picnic style basket theme??!?!?!?
  • What do you mean my car is totalled?? that will totally buff out with some sticky tape.

On another note however, how demoralizing do you think this sign would be if the blind people the “tactile” tiles were for could actually read it??, so now not only the poor bastards can’t see, but we are going to install slippery tiles for them to rely on, “here you go follow these ‘tactile’ tiles,  they will help you

What happens next ?

February 19, 2010

@0730 what the fuck

February 19, 2010

Dude has his mother fucking shirt off at seven thirty ay em word what up Peace out
Photo cover courtesy of cob

Its 10:00am

February 16, 2010

I have no problem with the weight. I have no problem with eating a roast beef roll at 10:00am. I don’t even have a problem with the black (too) tights. What I do have a problem with is wearing fucking dirty fucking old slippers in public when you have gone to the effort of getting your nails done you’ve put your best earrings on and have grabbed your favourite louis v rip off hand bag. Human you have failed.

Conroy = FAIL

February 11, 2010

That is all. Enough said. This guy is a cock.

I am pretty sure under these new internet filters it will probably be better to live in China (less bogans)

who’s with me?, I am making a boat out of old tuperware container lids.

Just Spotted…..

February 11, 2010

Man of Indian background, dressed as Michael Jackson, spruking Jewellery on the corner in blacktown while intermittently lipsynching with a portable Karaoke Machine, that volume dropped when the peron sings.

Gold.

Awesome Parents….and you have to have a license to drive car worth $700

February 10, 2010

Honestly what is wrong with these fucking people, and these are just the ones in the paper this week, world wide there must be hundreds of thousands of people that would cut off a limb to have a child of their own to care for.

Yet these poor excuses for life, continue to function breath and survive.

Just wait until I am the president. There are going to be a few changes to certain taskforces.

the first one….

“eradicating fucked parents” taskforce or the EFP

sign up here, we will put them all together and sort it out to save government funds.

Another Fuckhead

And yet another

Protect me.

February 10, 2010

After posting this picture and laughing at it, I don’t have to do another post for today.

peace out, for Lukadov, the viking. Battle well.

Over heard on the train….

February 8, 2010

smacky1: yeah prob only carry a gaol sentence of fuckin two years. But if the cunts give it too me then i’ll fucking appeal the fucking cunt straight up, eh babe?

smacky2: yeah
Smacky1: you know he fucking drank all the cordial, yeah that fucking pissed me off eh!

smacky1: what’d the fucking landlord say huh ?
smacky2: yeah
smacky1: whatya want for dinner? … I fuck I know, we’ll go an get some of em ‘ chicken things you make chicken out of and we’ll go to the bakery and gets some rolls and we’ve got a lettuce at home and yeah we’ll have that is what we’ll have.
smacky1: where is the parole board anyhow aw fuck the worst thing the can give me is five years

smacky2: ehhh
smacky1: fuck i’m spewing about not having credit in the phone

smacky2: ….
Smacky1: worst thing about parole is that the can get any cunt in and get information about ya! Fucking wheres your fucking privacy rights the

smacky2: eerreer (like a zombie)

On the other side of the carriage ‘don’t you know joel’ two retards discussing football at a 2nd grade level

Made my day how good is they had a lettuce back home.


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