Who said TV wasn’t real. How many people watched the episode of the simpsons ‘truckosaurus’ and mocked “that’ll never happen Lurlene, theys be making stuff up to mess with me brain uhuh uhuh”
Most annoying voice ever stay tuned
“Prime opportunity to let you know that we’re are very happy with our 13year old purchase and wanted to make a special offer that any renovator would be hard to decline.
For $18 a day you can hire one Shi-tzu (Billy) to test and eliminate undesirable odours.
Here’s a testament from one of our satisfied customers.
“Billy you f..n little sh !t. You just p!ssed on our brand new paintwork.”
It should be noted that the Dulux ‘wash n wear’ come through with flying colours although I would recommend allowing the paintwork to fully harden for 7 days before trying the paint test. Not satisfied with the results well you’ll be pleased to know that Billy’s desire to provide a strong quality test will result in not one but 2 randomn wall paint tests.
The odor eliminator was fantastic too. Unfortunately those paint smells can be all too much. Hiring Billy for the day will remove all traces of paint smells. You wont even know that he’s hard at work. He works like a Ninja, as soon as you leave the room he’ll sneak in and get to work. Billy starts to eliminate paint smells by laying a big nugget twice his size. Paint odors aren’t even a factor once Billy’s been in that room. The best thing is that you can be off for a minute and when you return the overwhelming chemical smell of drying paint is virtually gone. We don’t claim that the paint odor will be totally removed but the overpowering fragrance of PAL will remain in the room for days.
Please consider the extra cost of hiring a bob-cat to remove the nugget from the room after your paint odor has faded.
I wish you all the best and hope that you take it upon yourselves to hire a Billy when considering renovating.
Read this with your eyes closed to imagine better. This is really real. Think About this blog everytime you go to sleep, wake thinking about, cause maybe then you will rethink the statement……
“fuck why don’t they just turn the boat around”.
This is exactly why. And no, You don’t know what it is like, instead of having an alarm clock cause you can’t sleep from fear anyhow you wake to the sound of tanks crushing concrete out side what left of your apartment-come-alfresco dining area on what used to be left of the fourth floor.
To think you would rather risk your life on a shitty boat crossing the pacific or what ever ocean I don’t know oceans than stay in your home town because it is more liekly you will die, just to give your team a better life, then yeah maybe I would get on that boat too!, and I would prey to god/Allah I was bound for “the lucky country” not the whitest most intolerant country in the world, the same country that condones the southern cross to be a symbol of a faux Aryan race by displaying it on your VN commodore, and allows the media to spray anti “boat people” shit across the front page of the most “prestigious newspaper” overrated kmart catelogue in Sydney.
Rave too long, Just read MG’s shit. All of it. It is good.
If my beautiful wife and I ever get to sleep again.
I would love to try one of these out if I was a travelling as a journo or some cool exciting Job. Just to get Fresh to Def, between flights
Yep. Killer. The Cool hunter I <3 you.
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