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“Prime opportunity to let you know that we’re are very happy with our 13year old purchase and wanted to make a special offer that any renovator would be hard to decline.

For $18 a day you can hire one Shi-tzu (Billy) to test and eliminate undesirable odours.

Here’s a testament from one of our satisfied customers.

“Billy you f..n little sh !t. You just p!ssed on our brand new paintwork.”
It should be noted that the Dulux ‘wash n wear’ come through with flying colours although I would recommend allowing the paintwork to fully harden for 7 days before trying the paint test. Not satisfied with the results well you’ll be pleased to know that Billy’s desire to provide a strong quality test will result in not one but 2 randomn wall paint tests.

The odor eliminator was fantastic too. Unfortunately those paint smells can be all too much. Hiring Billy for the day will remove all traces of paint smells. You wont even know that he’s hard at work. He works like a Ninja, as soon as you leave the room he’ll sneak in and get to work. Billy starts to eliminate paint smells by laying a big nugget twice his size. Paint odors aren’t even a factor once Billy’s been in that room. The best thing is that you can be off for a minute and when you return the overwhelming chemical smell of drying paint is virtually gone. We don’t claim that the paint odor will be totally removed but the overpowering fragrance of PAL will remain in the room for days.

Please consider the extra cost of hiring a bob-cat to remove the nugget from the room after your paint odor has faded.

I wish you all the best and hope that you take it upon yourselves to hire a Billy when considering renovating.

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