Archive for April, 2010

Mash.

April 30, 2010

Great nights are a plenty with great friends. Tonight no different. The food at Mash is amazing. Fully catered for vegetarians and kangaroo lovers. The kind of meal where it touches your soul. The kind of meal where you laugh so hard you wish you had windscreen wipers for your eyes and make a hyena sound.

Mash is truly one of my favourite resturants in Sydney. The food is great and dessert is better. Chocolate tart to be precise.

Armed with a baby sitter you can do any thing.

Family life only gets better when you add great friends. I guess dinner only gets better when you get to eavesdrop on the spirited girl at the next table that is over the wine quota by about 1.5 glasses talking at volume…… Quoted to say In a ‘wine posh voice’ (we all have them)

“yeah I’m the one that farts in a nightclub then says ‘ewww what’s that smell’….” this was said at one of those moments that the whole restaurant goes quiet in sync.

Truly one of those brilliant moments when everyone thinks..’ ok that girl has had just a little too much but we don’t mind listening to her yell out the embarrassing shit that she is currently doing’

I love it.

Thanks for a great night team.

Phallic much?

April 30, 2010

Maybe all the AMI ads are making me look at all ads differently.

or

Maybe this is just a blatant erectile dysfunction allusion, in the wake of a discreet study about Mens’ afternoon sexual prowess.

either way stop putting sexual innuendos all over our ads, its getting really fucking annoying. The Last thing I want to be thinking about whilst I eat cereal is a fucking flaccid dick.

I had to make it ‘arty’ because the real photo made it look even worse ”here.. have some flaccid cock with your cereal!”

We’ve all been there……….<3

April 29, 2010

We’ve all been there. thanks MG for reminding me. I married mine.

Hearts Observation decks. (oh and of course coolhunter)

April 29, 2010

I just love the coolhunter. I want to have babies with the coolhunter. Is that legal? ^click^ for observation deck heaven

NB to Self: Go to stratosphere in vegas

Hard work

April 29, 2010

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Seems like hard work to me. I do love it though, maybe the above picture is a little too close to home for me. click for interesting article of how GPs are carrying a big burden.

Nannys love. You try and beat that shit

April 29, 2010

Looking at your eldest daughter and her nanny telling each other stories in only a language that a two year old and a nanny can understand. It makes you realize that every thing else in the world doesn’t mean shit, and nothing can stop this story being the most fucking awesomely interesting story that the little monkey has ever told, except for the other 20 un interperable versions of it.

FashionABLE. Cool fashion weblog. relative to Ms Dore (DOH-RAY)

April 29, 2010

Sometimes I just cannot get enough fashion reading and photo looking.  these two bloggers are making big waves in the press, and rightly so, people who wear fashion and clothes aka everyfuckingbody.

click him. he will make you want to shop. mostly at flea markets.

click her and join the love of the most hated street bred fashion critic

Might turn to Photography? is there money in that?

April 29, 2010

Maybe with my iPhone and Hipstamatic I can start up my own photography business.

yep thats right, Pandainabattlesuit is for hire. will do most jobs, mainly excel at criticizing humanity, I do like pointing out fashion faux pars’ and eating.

this phone app is great I would recommend everyone goes and gets it for their phone.

…fuck I just realized that I hadn’t made any reference to Camo pants this post. I promise I will really do  a full post on my loathing of camo pants.

forbidden siren 2. for real

April 29, 2010

Just jumped off the creepy-meter

really interesting place that as a result of its function and detriment to Korean workers, has now with saddled Japan with “a mistaken burden of the soul” for hundreds of years. An excellent article on the subject is here – thanks in advance ojisanjake and unfamiliar japan

Ashes to coffee

April 28, 2010

This…. Ash flavoured coffee is available from an undisclosed location near or inside lollipops playland penrith. It also neutralizes carpet odours but stains whilst doing it! Bonus


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