Archive for April 30th, 2010

Mash.

April 30, 2010

Great nights are a plenty with great friends. Tonight no different. The food at Mash is amazing. Fully catered for vegetarians and kangaroo lovers. The kind of meal where it touches your soul. The kind of meal where you laugh so hard you wish you had windscreen wipers for your eyes and make a hyena sound.

Mash is truly one of my favourite resturants in Sydney. The food is great and dessert is better. Chocolate tart to be precise.

Armed with a baby sitter you can do any thing.

Family life only gets better when you add great friends. I guess dinner only gets better when you get to eavesdrop on the spirited girl at the next table that is over the wine quota by about 1.5 glasses talking at volume…… Quoted to say In a ‘wine posh voice’ (we all have them)

“yeah I’m the one that farts in a nightclub then says ‘ewww what’s that smell’….” this was said at one of those moments that the whole restaurant goes quiet in sync.

Truly one of those brilliant moments when everyone thinks..’ ok that girl has had just a little too much but we don’t mind listening to her yell out the embarrassing shit that she is currently doing’

I love it.

Thanks for a great night team.

Phallic much?

April 30, 2010

Maybe all the AMI ads are making me look at all ads differently.

or

Maybe this is just a blatant erectile dysfunction allusion, in the wake of a discreet study about Mens’ afternoon sexual prowess.

either way stop putting sexual innuendos all over our ads, its getting really fucking annoying. The Last thing I want to be thinking about whilst I eat cereal is a fucking flaccid dick.

I had to make it ‘arty’ because the real photo made it look even worse ”here.. have some flaccid cock with your cereal!”


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