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Tony Abbott. Am I helping.

August 20, 2010

I don’t know who I will vote for tomorrow, seriously considering the suggestion from MIL to vote for the sex party.

I thought I should start to help the poor bastard with his Polling campaign. I have created [thanks to Meg for suggestion] a few Campaign posters

I believe we should be transparent Tony, and let the people know our game plan. Especially those ‘stupid women’ that should be at home with the babies keeping their ‘special gift’ sacred and bake us a few cakes. Tony I believe your policy should be “I suck dicks, and not in that gay way that gays do” maybe you and @wendy2thesenate should hook up and sort a menage.

Honestly. Who is going to vote for this idiot. walk away Tones. I would rather vote for a dildo.

…….oh wait, someone just told me I should be modest about my political views. What is my political view based on. ? The ‘cover of the book’, this guy looks like a fucking dildo with ears, but anti erotic. If this guy wins, and we are being governed by a dildo we know what that means, and without sounding too cliched, we are all fucked.

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See !! See. Ah Mattel you’ve done it again

August 19, 2010

See I new I was onto some thing

Mattel must be trying to cover these up in time for release of repressed house wife barbie. Or the other rumoured new release was underpaid secretary coworker barbie. She is going to be limited edition for the next 57 years according to the latest study

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Innovation

August 15, 2010

Sometimes it just takes a small design edge to make a product stand out. Sometimes it takes a little quipp or something to make me love a product a little more.

Take that black poison we call Coke. On the label it makes mention to listen for the little sound of happiness escaping the bottle.

Well heres another. And these cheese things are fucking amazing.

Check out the best before.

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New range of barbie

August 15, 2010

Guess I’ll have to wait to buy the team some new barbies. Just until they decide to bring out a line that varies from ‘Whore Barbie’

Which may be a long time. Cause I have never scene one. Take this one for example. This one works part time as a childs toy, and part time as a stripper at kings cross.

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How to tell if you are under 3 years old

August 15, 2010

So you can eat the middle out of biscuits, trash your book case Keith Richards style, you can request to eat ‘chippies’ for every meal, you can walk around with no pants on, you can eat lolls then spit it on the floor, you can lick anything, you can watch the same episode of carebears more than eight times in a row then watch wiggles, you can find things super exciting for less than one minute then move on.

All that and more.

Nb to self: take them back for a refund then go buy honda s2000

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Giant women killing disabled people

August 15, 2010

Warning this is happening in a lane cove near you.

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This is a pretty bad scene

August 14, 2010

Found this on twitter just now

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2010/08/04/magazine/20100815-dump.html

It really is just a pretty bad scene

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Coffee art.

August 14, 2010

These guys just kill it. Same style every day for a week and then change it up. I do find that really good Baristas are few and far between. If the hopeless fucks are not burning the coffee or tamping too hard, then their flat white is no different from their latté.

Having some one that can Crema sculpt and pour an awesome flat white is rather rare. So I decided I should start making them known.

Across the road from my place of employment I have a choice of two coffee shops, ‘The flower lounge’, and ‘Arthur’s’. I used to be a frequent patron of the first but one day they opened late and got shitty that my mate and I went next door. So I said fuck ‘em. And I am glad I did. I know longer had to put up with the smirks of a peroxide fucking bitch serving good coffee from 4cm above the table. I guess in her world it is acceptable to have to sip fifty percent of your coffee from the saucer.

In the other hand ‘Arthur’s'; you will not get better service. After maybe 3 visits we could ask for ‘the usual’, the people were friendlier and over all the coffee was better.

And the crema ‘art’ was pretty good.

You should go there the next time your in the 2145.