Archive for April, 2011

Ron Moss, Beyond 2000… It was all true.

April 16, 2011

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I just didn’t believe it at the time. I don’t know why. Some thing about a balding ‘caesar type’ character aka. Ron Moss telling me, that’s right telling me that I would be using only a card to pay for things electronically.

Then on top of that telling me that I would be possibly getting to work on a jet pack and that we would do all work once at work on ‘personal computers’. Pffffft. What ever Ron Moss. If that is your real name. I suppose you are also going to tell me that there is no prototype hover board and that michael j fox was held up by strings. Yep. What ever.

Now I typing this on a tablet pc with more intuitive thought than most of the life guards at Sydney Olympic park and better design (totally arguable and just for emotional value and not my honest opinion) than Raymond Kappe and Frank Lloyd Wright put together actually no, I went too far. ‘Fallingwater’ cannot be beaten.

iPad is amazing. We have just purchased the iPad 2 after selling our quad core intel pentium core 2 q6600.

I am very happy with this choice.

With it went a 22″ screen. Why did we need a 22″ screen in the first place? Who knows? Prob just cause the man said and 22″ is better than 10″ right?

Now we have no wires. Not even from our modem router to the media centre (still AMD) now with six terabytes because it became surrogate for the drives donation from the HP but still ver much needed.

God help the world when apple catch up and invent a useable wireless NAS that is as easy to plug and play as me syncing photos between iPad and iPhone in 3 taps.

This simplicity is what the world needs. I don’t care that I am locked in, restricted to millions of apple only apps. Nor do I care that I can’t get turn by turn for free hacked. Nor do i care that I have to use iTunes as the host for iPhone and iPad. What I care about is when I want to use my iPhone as a phone it is just and only that. When it is a camera it is just and only that. But when you reach inside it’s magic hat of tricks the rabbit your pull out is not white. It is every colour you want and more.

I just saying iPad 2 is probably even better than I thought it would be. More functional than a pc on a non intricate level. My whole family can use it. Even the smallest 17months old. And I know for a fact her Nanny will be able to use it.

This really did turn into a rant. Wow sorry.

What I am trying to say is the rare occasion I do carry cash and the rare time at work where I do use a wire connected device to access the internet and the rare rare times I do use a skate board with wheels makes me think. Ron Moss I am so sorry. Your were just so right. About everything. We even have GPS. And it is inside our phones which are wireless. Crazy. Absolutely crazy. I just rang our children’s grandparents with a video phone last night on in electronic device not as big as a warehouse and it was with video feed and only slightly bigger than a piece of paper.

I am sorry for all the times I said “yeah right, sure Ron Moss sure well have reversing cameras in our cars”.

Technology is amazing. People should take a little more time to understand it. I think that is what is holding it back. The haters if you will. Just embrace it. I know all you “67.5ers” love those forward emails. And that’s all twitter is smaller faster versions of forward email, a current affair, a good mews channel, and the police scanner.

I have just ranted and raved and done all sorts of poor analogies and 3rd person speaking and I haven’t even mention technology’s beautiful design. That would of course be a post on it’s own.

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Simplicity. Pure Simplicity.

April 9, 2011

Maybe except for the embedded pen and the ultra post modern design it would be classifed as simple.

John’s Phone is a beautiful and simple alternative to total tech immersion that is what you get with current smartphones.

 

we are hoping to review one in the flesh now that we have seen these beautiful people.

 

Every one in our team wants to have the most up to date tech products but also along side this urge grows one to regress into our shells and use purely functional bare necessaries.

 

Either way you go yourself. this phone is beautiful in another way.

 

 

 

the model pictured is the uprated business version that includes an address book (paper) in the back and a pen that is hidden like a stylus.

truly cool.

Buy it here

too cute

April 6, 2011

 

 

this should make everyone smile.

[via happythings]

Help him sell more books than Bieber

April 2, 2011

Win an apple iPad 2

More from the absolute reining king of satire and sarcasm. David Thorne of 27b slash 6

I have no idea what an iPad 2 has to do with my book or what anybody actually does with these things, but it is shiny and has the Apple logo on it. If I had an iPad, I would put it on the coffee table and when people said “is that an iPad 2?” I would reply “yes it is, please don’t touch.”

Too funny.

I am crying laughing at just the right hand column with choice quotes from Justin Bieber’s book.

Truly though, you can apparently win an iPad.

The most amazing feature of this AWESOME website is the impartial squirrel comparison. It gives and open, objective and transparent view of the two different books.

“Usher rang me and was like ‘Hey bro what you doing?’ and I was like ‘nothing bro, what you doing?’ and he was like ‘cutting some tracks, do you want to come over bro?’ so my mum dropped me off at his house and we took ecstacy and watched the movie White Chicks.”

Addit:

Had to add some of the pics with Justin Biebers head. For those people with some how no time to visit the links above

 

Corporations killing the planet

April 2, 2011

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I don’t get it. Where is it coming from. How many companies and people, come on hands up, have known about recycling prior to 2011. Yet perfectly ok for Kentucky Fried Chicken to only recycle ‘soon’ and yet brought to my attention by an as equally disturbed friend – they have the money to print a posh splash vinyl to say recycling coming soon.

Ok quick math lesson

One hole for recycling + one hole for normal garbage= two holes.

If x equals recycling we can say x + normal garbage hole = one bin for recycling + one normal garbage hole.

Therefore. Just put a fucking bin under each one you ‘lazy fucking under paying minimal wage to your people’ bastards.

What’s so hard. KFC know that everyone else is already recycling right?

So maybe instead of coming up with a way to market a bunless burger less offensively to the health food hippies. You should maybe just duck down to ‘Bunnings’ – pardon the pun and buy another bin.

Just sayin.

Give Sydney some recognition

April 2, 2011

Here at pandainabattlesuit.com we believe in giving people or things the recognition they deserve.

This week due to the ever increasing

  • trafiic jams
  • 1 hour longs journeys that by foot would have taken 20mins
  • The constant judging looks from 47 year old wannabes in Top Ryde shopping centre
  • The really bad drivers,
  • and the drivers that are worse than those ones
  • The people that don’t say please or thankyou when they order their bondi burgers
  • The people that don’t say please and thank you to the people saving their life in hospital
  • The hipster fuck heads from Newtown that hate on children because they forget they were one once, before that got a cool mohawk dyed it pink and started listening to the smiths and drink Canadian club
  • The Annoying fucking idiots that ring our mobile telling us they can get a cheaper deal for us than telstra are giving on our home line when our home line isn’t even with telstra
  • The same annoying idiots that ring and get angry when we have already got a better deal, and refuse to tell us the name of the company.
  • Vodafucked.
  • The guy that decided that 0630hrs was the most appropriate time to drag 30 wheelie bins under the apartment building by making the most noise he possibly could. if he is awake, everyone is!…right?!?
  • The Pre polling idiotsthat can’t be bothered actually deliver all the pamphlets for the former Mayor of Burwood Mr Sidoti, so dump approximately 1 thousand of them insde the fence of our apartments courtyard.

For all these people and  the surrounding attitude that Sydney is continually developing we have made a poster. Anyone who feels the same should print it and display it proudly.

Sydney Recognition Document <———————————-click here to download and print

What it looks like

String of graffiti

April 2, 2011

The absolute pure genius that it is so lateral and left field that would of woken up and said “you know what?,  I am going to create the most awesome off kilter form of graffiti art the like of which no country has ever seen…and furthermore I am going to do it with string.

unbelievable.

and yet they let George Bush and Gadafi run countries.

 

I have an extreme failure to compute that information/mind fuck

 

 

Some Art from a war torn Country

April 2, 2011

Some artists have produced these beautiful pictures to help capture the devastation in true Japanese art form.

Perhaps in 1000 years, these will make peoples desktop wallpaper as does the Tsunami over Fuji yama does now with fishermen wrestling the waves in order to keep their life.

Almost Manga-ish. Maybe that how tattoos of Koi started. ?

 

Getting home drunk.

April 1, 2011

[via blogtown]

 

Perfect Surreal Photograpy

April 1, 2011

by Martin Stranka

in the showroom you can even check how it would look (roughly) hanging on your wall at home. Provided you had a modern beautifully furnished apartment in Soho/Rappongi/Helsinki

 

 


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