We have just received email from Nanami whilst she is busy, and while we are happily and patient waiting for her to return the blessed interview questions (no rush I promise).
Here is a video she has alerted us to after being featured artist by Smirnoff Vodka.
Enjoi
And don’t forget to frequent Nanami’s Website
So this is what Christmas of 2011 is.
I girl dressed in her under where holding a fucking can of pears.
Now I know that my irritation with this does not stem from the fact that I am a dad and have a family or the fact I may have a few salty patches on my la tete.
But fuck. What the fuck does a can of tinned pears and some girl in her fucking under wear giving a spoon a blow job have to do with Christmas.
Yes I know that it is supposed to reference a pear tree but. Let me do some simple mathematics around this.
Whorish posing ex pat + table spoon / underwear = whorish girl eating tinned fruit…….. No wait I must have done that wrong.
Girl in underwear X giving a blow job to a spoon / Christmas = whorish girl eating pears underdressed.
Nope well
Neither of those equal Christmas.
And I am sure if I did the same equations for Jennifer whorkins diving in to a pool full of Christmas tree decorations it would come out the same. Whorish girl using blow jobs and swim suits to relate to christmas.
Some times I think Myer and DJs would be better brothels.
Then I am forced to think of the 67.5er bitches that dominate the staff roster until they die of Sheridan poisoning and I literally shudder.
A Christmas tree with a couple of presents and a sale sign would have most ladies swarming myer.
Now on Christmas eve there will be a bunch of blokes walking out of Myers and DJs depressed because there was no blowjobs. Just cut priced women’s make up and Calvin Klein unisex perfume.
Sorry team.
End rant.
Look. We all love how sexy the iPhone4/4s is. Siri voice or not. It looks beautiful and no wants to see it get wrecked right?
Well through following DNA11 art on face book and the web I was pointed in the direction of gelaskins.com
These skins for a lot of devices are just awesome. Designed by artists and uploaded by you, the skins come with free wallpaper to make your iPhone or device look as though it is capsulated in a beautiful design tech master piece.
There are just so many cool designs to choose from and even me, the resident ‘installation idiot’ they are easy to apply. That is one a of the best points. They are removable. Swappable. Exchangeable. Changeable.
This means during installation it doesn’t matter if you need to reposition. And believe me I did. But now installed for mr and mrs panda’s phones they look great.
Gelaskins also offer a free iPhone app downloadable from the app store to keep your wallpaper fresh. All for free.
The two wall papers/designs we got were these
Cable Cranes by Nanami Cowdroy
And
Tail Feathers by Tula Pink
Go and get some. They are really great. And less then 1mm thick. You cannot even feel the beautiful skin on your phone.
Totally recommend this life hack.
Who gives a fuck if this douche uses eggs or not. Did he poop them out his cloaca?!??
If he did then I will buy them. If not. Then for fucks sake Australia
need a new welcome mat?, nerd?
or maybe you need a new flash drive
or maybe you need someone to talk to in your office?
or perhaps you are having an 8bit day?
I know, I know, it is all at thinkgeek.com but when was the last time you had a browse?
I will have this please.
No Socks.
No Undies.
No Ties.
Would be the perfect compliment to my Lunatik
When you go to shop that is a little bit posher than say… oh the mixed business down the road that not only sells shampoo but also sells cabbages (my opinion only). You expect a certain level of products to be available that are slightly over priced and fit into the niche of the market I like to say is aimed at GAP parents.
So while we were shopping at Myer the other day, I found the following products.
I don’t know. You might all disagree, but being serve by a ‘lovely Myer product consultant’ shisedo rep in a fake lab coat, who thinks she is a doctor and buying an ‘organic’ product that “keeps your baby happy and sniffle free” was close to the most ridiculous thing I could possibly think of. Beside perhaps, going on a drinking binge with a donkey in a lab coat, claiming he was a head and neck surgeon giving people advice on their neck length in proportion to their carbon footprint.
Imagine this “potion” did what it claims. Baby teething>? ? well just spray some snotty grotty, the baby will just become happy, which I am sure it will be anyway, once you massage it with some $60.00 baby massage oil. what the fuck happened to baby oil?
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind spending any amount of money on my children or our friends children. But when it comes to things riding the ‘organic’ wave, whilst being retained in a plastic container, that over time will probably kill more wild life than the pesticides that were ‘not’ used to make the product I have to be a little sceptical.
The packaging does look great, and if I had a black Amex and my baby wasn’t sleeping I would buy a whole shipment of this stuff and paint the fucking house with it and try it out, but come on, does it need to cost this much money. Maybe it does? It definitely looks nice. Maybe I could explain that to the baby.
“Well honey, I know you are 6 months old, and haven’t slept in the nigh for 5.97 months, but this beautifully packaged, interestingly priced spray is going to ‘change’ all that ok hun?”
….or Maybe it is paying ‘Dr Shisedo’, to ask me “can I help you with anything” when I am standing at the check out piling ‘interestingly priced’ goods onto the counter to purchase them for a friend. You decide.
But this does make me wonder. What will people buy. If it looks nice. Packaged right. ‘Interestingly priced’. Will people with a lot of money pretty much just say fuck it and buy it?
An example perhaps?
In a tanning Booth some where whilst children in a crèche (scenario may not have happened and does not mean to reflect Tiffany and Mercedes are bad parents in any way)
[Scene]
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “Hey, Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg, I got this awesome lotion/potion the other day for $5000 a bottle!!”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “Wow Tiffany pippa whosenbery, what does it do?, Does it look great, where from?”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: ” Well I just got it from that mixed business..whats it called, not versace the other one?”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “oh you mean Prada?”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “oh yeah, thats the one. Well what you do is, it is for for your baby, and it says if you rub it on your car tyres before you drive in the ocean, then your baby will be able to grant three wishes”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “oh you mean that new product by MILK for Babies, I have that, its called Fairy Wish Baby Magic Rub For Car Tyres!, Did you know you can also get it for sheep dogs, before they do maths quizzes? it is similarly called Fairy Wish Baby Magic Rub For Sheep dogs, before they do Maths Quizzes! ”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “yeah thats it, do you have some, wow, does it work???”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “no”
[enter Donkey dressed as Head and Neck surgeon, smoking a cigar]
Dr Shisedo: “Bet that bottle looks really good though?, and did you know while using it you and can decrease your neck length and carbon footprint by consulting our specilaist drunk donkey techinicians??”
[end scene]
Perhaps you can see where I am going.
It is finally finished. What started out as a need to create a space that was functional and moved the temporary coffee cart out of a main thoroughfare has turned into an off the design drawing realistic box that serves coffee.
When plans were displayed suggesting that the designers were just going to get a large cardboard box and cut it open. Then with sticky tape, fashion a beverage serving outlet that is waterproof.
The result a great little permanent building, resembling a giant cardboard box. Complete with the little ripples exposed when you cut the box open.
I like it. Very cool from concept to final build.
Maybe except for the embedded pen and the ultra post modern design it would be classifed as simple.
John’s Phone is a beautiful and simple alternative to total tech immersion that is what you get with current smartphones.
we are hoping to review one in the flesh now that we have seen these beautiful people.
Every one in our team wants to have the most up to date tech products but also along side this urge grows one to regress into our shells and use purely functional bare necessaries.
Either way you go yourself. this phone is beautiful in another way.
the model pictured is the uprated business version that includes an address book (paper) in the back and a pen that is hidden like a stylus.
truly cool.
More from the absolute reining king of satire and sarcasm. David Thorne of 27b slash 6
I have no idea what an iPad 2 has to do with my book or what anybody actually does with these things, but it is shiny and has the Apple logo on it. If I had an iPad, I would put it on the coffee table and when people said “is that an iPad 2?” I would reply “yes it is, please don’t touch.”
Too funny.
I am crying laughing at just the right hand column with choice quotes from Justin Bieber’s book.
Truly though, you can apparently win an iPad.
The most amazing feature of this AWESOME website is the impartial squirrel comparison. It gives and open, objective and transparent view of the two different books.
“Usher rang me and was like ‘Hey bro what you doing?’ and I was like ‘nothing bro, what you doing?’ and he was like ‘cutting some tracks, do you want to come over bro?’ so my mum dropped me off at his house and we took ecstacy and watched the movie White Chicks.”
Addit:
Had to add some of the pics with Justin Biebers head. For those people with some how no time to visit the links above
