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Archive for the ‘crazy ramblings’ Category
too cute
April 6, 2011Help him sell more books than Bieber
April 2, 2011
More from the absolute reining king of satire and sarcasm. David Thorne of 27b slash 6
I have no idea what an iPad 2 has to do with my book or what anybody actually does with these things, but it is shiny and has the Apple logo on it. If I had an iPad, I would put it on the coffee table and when people said “is that an iPad 2?” I would reply “yes it is, please don’t touch.”
Too funny.
I am crying laughing at just the right hand column with choice quotes from Justin Bieber’s book.
Truly though, you can apparently win an iPad.
The most amazing feature of this AWESOME website is the impartial squirrel comparison. It gives and open, objective and transparent view of the two different books.
“Usher rang me and was like ‘Hey bro what you doing?’ and I was like ‘nothing bro, what you doing?’ and he was like ‘cutting some tracks, do you want to come over bro?’ so my mum dropped me off at his house and we took ecstacy and watched the movie White Chicks.”
Addit:
Had to add some of the pics with Justin Biebers head. For those people with some how no time to visit the links above
Corporations killing the planet
April 2, 2011
I don’t get it. Where is it coming from. How many companies and people, come on hands up, have known about recycling prior to 2011. Yet perfectly ok for Kentucky Fried Chicken to only recycle ‘soon’ and yet brought to my attention by an as equally disturbed friend – they have the money to print a posh splash vinyl to say recycling coming soon.
Ok quick math lesson
One hole for recycling + one hole for normal garbage= two holes.
If x equals recycling we can say x + normal garbage hole = one bin for recycling + one normal garbage hole.
Therefore. Just put a fucking bin under each one you ‘lazy fucking under paying minimal wage to your people’ bastards.
What’s so hard. KFC know that everyone else is already recycling right?
So maybe instead of coming up with a way to market a bunless burger less offensively to the health food hippies. You should maybe just duck down to ‘Bunnings’ – pardon the pun and buy another bin.
Just sayin.
Give Sydney some recognition
April 2, 2011Here at pandainabattlesuit.com we believe in giving people or things the recognition they deserve.
This week due to the ever increasing
- trafiic jams
- 1 hour longs journeys that by foot would have taken 20mins
- The constant judging looks from 47 year old wannabes in Top Ryde shopping centre
- The really bad drivers,
- and the drivers that are worse than those ones
- The people that don’t say please or thankyou when they order their bondi burgers
- The people that don’t say please and thank you to the people saving their life in hospital
- The hipster fuck heads from Newtown that hate on children because they forget they were one once, before that got a cool mohawk dyed it pink and started listening to the smiths and drink Canadian club
- The Annoying fucking idiots that ring our mobile telling us they can get a cheaper deal for us than telstra are giving on our home line when our home line isn’t even with telstra
- The same annoying idiots that ring and get angry when we have already got a better deal, and refuse to tell us the name of the company.
- Vodafucked.
- The guy that decided that 0630hrs was the most appropriate time to drag 30 wheelie bins under the apartment building by making the most noise he possibly could. if he is awake, everyone is!…right?!?
- The Pre polling idiotsthat can’t be bothered actually deliver all the pamphlets for the former Mayor of Burwood Mr Sidoti, so dump approximately 1 thousand of them insde the fence of our apartments courtyard.
For all these people and the surrounding attitude that Sydney is continually developing we have made a poster. Anyone who feels the same should print it and display it proudly.
Sydney Recognition Document <———————————-click here to download and print
What it looks like
When windows fails in windows
March 27, 2011Seen this the other day.
Thought it was a bit ironic that windows had failed in a window display.
good old windows. Can’t hate on Win 7 though. It has performed well and really impressed me. Doesn’t stop me from wanting to change to Apple though.
Guess its easy to take technology for granted, (even win 3.1) and not check whether it is taking care of business or not.
So the Note to self is, check all aspects of your shop if you are rocking technology because this is a real distraction even takes away from what your place of business is sell.
Safe needle use. Is there such a thing.
March 27, 2011I don’t want my kids exposed to this shit. And I owe a lot of people an apology based on my naivety that recreational drug users would be safer. Like everyone is brainwashed to think they are.
The fact this FIT pack was left on the side of the road is an absolute display of a drug users lack of respect and also the selfish selfish ways that they cannot consider any one else.
Who will clean this up?
Not the drug and alcohol nurses and hep c program sprukers that tell us that the drug addicted people are only interested in using clean needles. And they will dispose of the FIT packs in a responsible manner.
Well this is not responsible.
And yeah the box does act like a sharps container. Meaning that if a little kid finds it they will not hesitate to find out what’s inside.
It makes me so angry to think that these are more than likely a government funded program feature. And that this is the outcome.
Wow I hope that the one or two people this FIT pack saved from hep c consider the ramifications if a child or other person were to receive a needle stick would they be remorseful, would they be happy to wait for the results of a blood test that would possibly result in an innocent little human contracting a life long blood born disorder.
How safe are these containers?
And to the people using them. Show some respect.
I am sure this dude has done some tagging.
March 19, 2011You can never steal too many good posts from one of your favourite sites right? maybe. Sorry Design-Milk your content is just too good
The Largest Collection of Black Markers in the World | Design Milk.
Architectural Playhouses
March 19, 2011Architectural Playhouse via Design Milk.
Makes you want to be able to fit in a cubby house huh?
Our girls have a really cool cubby house thanks to their Aunty’s close friend ‘Santa’. here is some other cool alternatives. IT make me really happy to know that people aren’t totally forgetting children. But sometimes you have to wonder. The dirty looks from the 67.5ers when your children hide in the clothes racks or speak above a level of 10 decibels in Myers. Or they might not for a split second be looking where there are going while walking past a toy shop and the 40 year old with no strings and too much money to spend on no one but him or herself can’t help but give the 3 year old a disapproving look. Due to the fact that the child didn’t hop out of the road and organise for a ‘king henry style’ trumpet announcement that the king of IKEA and Woolworths Rhodes is approaching, and that all his subjects, (everyone else in sydney in his or her brain) should be aware that he is on his way pushing a trolley (job of his or her lowly servent) to a right ol’ session of pretending to like sushi, especially the one with friend chicken, and that he is definitely wearing a ralph lauren shirt.
clap. clap. clap. [insert spinifex hilarious whistle type country western roll by]
mate. (referring to male or female) I am going to share the craziest notion with you.
My children are not going to smear donuts/chips/biscuits/cheese sandwich into the leather interior of you VW Polo, and guess what.
yes.
You wear once a child.
Sorry total rant. Sort of like I had too many (insert popular drink at the moment here, usually something with Jagermeister) and too many ‘Styvo’s’ are they still around. Oh they would have to be, Newtown and North Sydney still exist right?
on with the show.
Here are some cool pictures of Cubby house from Design Milk. if you are not subscribe to the team at Design Milk, or don’t refresh their site on you PC every hour you have not lived. I might have stolen that quote from some 40.00y/o that told me that If i had not eaten at a certain cafe in surry hills then I have not lived.
Tokyo magnitude 9.0.
March 18, 2011I was only just talking with Mrs Pandainabattlesuit about the possibility of travelling to Japan when the events of this month occurred. What a terrible disaster. Not that anything could get worse but some people have even started using the events as a soap box for the debate of nuclear vs non nuclear. Even in the period of massive humanitarian disaster, cyclone yasi, Christchurch, and and now Japan people disgust me with how they could be so selfish. Yeah. Japan has a big threat of problems from the nuclear plants at risk especially Fukushima but fuck over 13000 people are dead and they have not had problems of this scale in the entire 40 years of operation.
I digress. During this time of absolute anguish for Japan and it’s people I remember some anime I downloaded last year to watch and still hadn’t watched it.
Some of you may know it. But the fact it was made in 2009 is a little predictively eerie.
I decided to start watching it last night. Maybe a little bit too close to home for japan right now but very surprising. So far a very cool anime series from the animator of Cowboy bebop.
