Archive for the ‘Death of Inanimate Object’ Category

Still. Japan.

January 20, 2012

These photos capture all sorts of emotion and no emotion at the same time.

I feel they give a chance to experience some level of empathy (1:100000000000000) of what the people of Sendai and Fukushima must be feel feeling.

Still thinking of you. Even if the AAP has stoped.

He/She just looks so lonely, and ‘radioactivey’

[via the big picture]

Pandainabattlesuit vs ‘Katie’ [paypal Resolutions]

October 24, 2011


Katie
Hi, I’m Katie. I might not be a real person, but I am programmed to answer your questions about PayPal.

How can I help you?

You
i would like to remove a credit card from my account but it says i still have a pending transfer?

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.

Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?
-Yes, this was helpful
-No, this was not helpful

You
No, this was not helpful

Katie
I’m sorry that wasn’t helpful.
How can I help you?

You
you are so great kaite

Katie
Thanks! I do my best to help people out on our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
but you are no match for Siri

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Well you are not satisfying my needs

Katie
Ok. I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Yes I want to remove a credit card, and although I like robots I am not having a pleasurable experience

Katie
Thanks… But remember, I’m here to help you with questions about our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
Well you could, by electronic means, go and grab me a non robot helper

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
off you go

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
a little bit i think you like the sound of your own ones and zeros

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
ones and zeroes. you know. bit transfer

Katie
You might find your answer in the links below. If not, try rephrasing your question:
- How do I add funds?
- How can I withdraw money from my PayPal account?

You
pineapple

Katie
It looks like you’re entering a keyword. If you use a whole phrase, I could give you a better answer.

You
do you like robots

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
robots with lasers

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

[me: discoonect]

Who would have though that a really bad AI system could be so fucking useless. Thanks Paypal.com.au, thanks for all the good times.

Tokyo magnitude 9.0.

March 18, 2011

I was only just talking with Mrs Pandainabattlesuit about the possibility of travelling to Japan when the events of this month occurred. What a terrible disaster. Not that anything could get worse but some people have even started using the events as a soap box for the debate of nuclear vs non nuclear. Even in the period of massive humanitarian disaster, cyclone yasi, Christchurch, and and now Japan people disgust me with how they could be so selfish. Yeah. Japan has a big threat of problems from the nuclear plants at risk especially Fukushima but fuck over 13000 people are dead and they have not had problems of this scale in the entire 40 years of operation.

I digress. During this time of absolute anguish for Japan and it’s people I remember some anime I downloaded last year to watch and still hadn’t watched it.

Some of you may know it. But the fact it was made in 2009 is a little predictively eerie.

I decided to start watching it last night. Maybe a little bit too close to home for japan right now but very surprising. So far a very cool anime series from the animator of Cowboy bebop.

 

 

 

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

such a short life, but long death [death of an inanimate object]

February 14, 2011

Another victim of gang crime?, slashed, torn, left for dead without any air in its lung.

lonely for some retail companionship or even just some sneakers for a walk at lunch time.

How sad.

 

When Customers finally have enough. An Update

January 3, 2011

Yepper.

Well, what with Vodafones last excuse “we didn’t think this would happen”, and with no clear insight into what upgrade they are doing and how it will benefit iPhone users or other customers, they seem to have put themselves into a bit of a pickle.

 

I don’t blame other customers for their annoyance.

We are still paying money for this unreliable service and call drop outs.

 

servicing 94% of the country with 2g service, is a laughable claim at best. Considering I couldn’t make a full phone call in Sydney before I left to come on holidays.

Annoyed or future customers looking for possible insight should read this article from SMH.com.au

then go to this website

…and if you are a disgruntled customer

 

then this website is the place for you. Interest is forming for a class action.

 

Someone’s world stopped

November 17, 2010

or the haters this is beautiful. For the fanboi it is death of beauty.

more pics here you have probably already seen. (use google chrome is automatically translates)

ghey. just ghey.

October 28, 2010

Yes, before you say it. I did go white with my 3gs.

but there is NO FUCKING WAY i will be upgrading to this mardigras float. What the fuck were they thinking. I am sure this was a delayed release because the design team had to run it past lady gaga and Perez hilton first. [no offence you two are icons, prob perez more so because lady gaga is turning in to a poor female copy of marilyn manson]

Pedestrian casualty

September 13, 2010

Such is the week end pedestrian death toll climbing that even poor fomites aren’t safe.

In my ignorance to it’s plight I just walked past like a racist new yorker on the way to a mosque burning, oh wait i meant Holy book burning

New range of barbie

August 15, 2010

Guess I’ll have to wait to buy the team some new barbies. Just until they decide to bring out a line that varies from ‘Whore Barbie’

Which may be a long time. Cause I have never scene one. Take this one for example. This one works part time as a childs toy, and part time as a stripper at kings cross.

This is a pretty bad scene

August 14, 2010

Found this on twitter just now

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2010/08/04/magazine/20100815-dump.html

It really is just a pretty bad scene


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