Archive for the ‘Fail’ Category

We should all just be vegetarian

June 2, 2011

This is not right.
Go to getup.org.au and sign the partition.

If you watch this video and think that it is any where near ok you need a fucking check up.

http://www.animalsaustralia.org/swf/video.swf?v=bassateen06
More videos from Animals Australia

Corporations killing the planet

April 2, 2011

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I don’t get it. Where is it coming from. How many companies and people, come on hands up, have known about recycling prior to 2011. Yet perfectly ok for Kentucky Fried Chicken to only recycle ‘soon’ and yet brought to my attention by an as equally disturbed friend – they have the money to print a posh splash vinyl to say recycling coming soon.

Ok quick math lesson

One hole for recycling + one hole for normal garbage= two holes.

If x equals recycling we can say x + normal garbage hole = one bin for recycling + one normal garbage hole.

Therefore. Just put a fucking bin under each one you ‘lazy fucking under paying minimal wage to your people’ bastards.

What’s so hard. KFC know that everyone else is already recycling right?

So maybe instead of coming up with a way to market a bunless burger less offensively to the health food hippies. You should maybe just duck down to ‘Bunnings’ – pardon the pun and buy another bin.

Just sayin.

Safe needle use. Is there such a thing.

March 27, 2011

I don’t want my kids exposed to this shit. And I owe a lot of people an apology based on my naivety that recreational drug users would be safer. Like everyone is brainwashed to think they are.

The fact this FIT pack was left on the side of the road is an absolute display of a drug users lack of respect and also the selfish selfish ways that they cannot consider any one else.

Who will clean this up?

Not the drug and alcohol nurses and hep c program sprukers that tell us that the drug addicted people are only interested in using clean needles. And they will dispose of the FIT packs in a responsible manner.

Well this is not responsible.

 

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And yeah the box does act like a sharps container. Meaning that if a little kid finds it they will not hesitate to find out what’s inside.

It makes me so angry to think that these are more than likely a government funded program feature. And that this is the outcome.

Wow I hope that the one or two people this FIT pack saved from hep c consider the ramifications if a child or other person were to receive a needle stick would they be remorseful, would they be happy to wait for the results of a blood test that would possibly result in an innocent little human contracting a life long blood born disorder.

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How safe are these containers?

And to the people using them. Show some respect.

 

The Music Industry. What have you become. Coldplay won’t save you

March 20, 2011

The music industry is concerned about piracy from the internet.

yeah I would download a car, or steal a piece of shit, but I also won’t be forced to pay record companies so they can continue to fund terrible, terrible music

Perhaps if they stopped releasing absolutely fucking ridiculous shit like this, people would stop downloading awesome  underground southern rock and hiphop from rocafella.

 

“7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it”

sorry for the profanity but WTF?!?!?!?!!!!

remember. Auto tune is supposed to be dead. What happened Jigga?

my Vlog Hero.

March 20, 2011

First of all. To Alexandria (the person posting this is not actually the girl. The comments the girl makes are offensive. These are not views shared by me my family or friends). I cannot believe you attend university, and in the words of my infamous wife “put your boobs away”.  The fact that you decided to “leave the school due to death threats” is such bullshit. I cannot believe the school did not kick your arse out.

To Davidsocomedy: Mate you kill it. funniest thing I have seen in a long time, apart from snorlax attack video (whihc is also a little offensive but I like the voice overs). I am sorry that such a sad sad thing occurred to inspire you on you awesome rant. Thanks for reminding me that happiness and anti-racism reigns supreme, and rest reassured that this girl will have to utilise the only asset she has to make money to buy products made in the many wonderful countries that make up Asia in order to use the internet and post these ridiculous videos.

huh? whats that L…MFAO

and another awesome parody

 

Festivals. [Soundwave Sydney 2011]

March 6, 2011

Aside from Slayer not player due to Tom being sick and the ticket fiasco thanks to a very dishonest person names Annie in Byron bay. SOundwave this year was pretty amazing. I finally got to see Iron Maiden live. Complete with a giant mobile ‘eddie’ who cam out in the middle of their set only to be beaten back with pure english metal. tear jerking really, and not the ‘cry-wank’ kind either.

One thing I will never get about festivals though is the people that choose their attire especially for the day. I know all the bands are playing there, I know that aforementioned fact may make people a little excited. But to get dressed up especially is so strange to me. A little like the friends that every one has had at one stage that want every party they throw to be a ‘dress up as a pirate’ party. Come on we have all been there.

I really to admire the people that you just know, dress the same all year round then they go to a festival and people think they have dressed up. like this guy

When I asked him who he was there to see he replied “anything metal”

really cool guy

But on the flip side you get the attention seekers. I don’t understand why you would pay $180 to go to the festival with plenty of awesome bands only to walk around as an arthouse installation piece and not have any one filming peoples reactions to you or filming your interactions with people. Both of which would have made for a very entertaining Jaoquin Phoenix style Soundwave festival for every one.

This guy walked around all day in this neoprene suit. Maybe he was advertising for ‘morphsuits’ but you could hardly tell, and about 2 hours into the day he had done more walking around looking like a blow job doll due to the sweat from where there should have been a hole for his mouth than he had watched any bands.  His whole face was covered. But why?

This young girl was walking around sort of dressed as a pig, in a nude coloured suit with texta writing all over it. Written were this like “100% halal” and “the other white meat” oh and “little dirty pig”……you get it.

 

I just don’t understand it. No film crew no boys interested. Everybody thinking WTF. Maybe it was a statement from being teased at school but I just can’t work out why festivals are the place for this kind of thing? Or whether it is related only to metal festivals. I am sure however ths used to go on when I attended the Big day out, way back when I was still cool.

I will leave you with one last photo. People need to keep their tshirts on. I don’t care if you are ‘the situation’. Just please. keep your shirt on unless you are going swimming taking a shower or going to bed.

People don’t want to see it

That guys hairy, very hairy apron was not for show.

Undies on the outside speaks for itself.

I am no ultraconservative, but come on.

 

 

 

 

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February 26, 2011

 

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See to me…

February 1, 2011

This just screams “I’m a cock, and I have dick hair”

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I have not ever heard anyone not from the movie ‘the castle’ say this.

That is all.

Witness protection

January 23, 2011

Found this guy hiding in Mortlake. Obviously failing in his witness protection and relocation program. Poor bastard hasn’t seen any outgoing post in forever.

Don’t tell anyone he is here cause the boys who tried to send a letter without a stamp and got caught are still looking to have him rubbed out.

I do not think that his new colour scheme is very inconspicuous.

As consumers we don’t read

January 20, 2011

Well I am taking a stand. I was walking through the supermarket the other day and noticed quite a few things that otherwise I wouldn’t have usually noticed.

The main, first and only thought that came into my mind was ‘what the fuck?’ What are we eating as humans, and what do companies think we want to hear?

Look this picture above. “if its not boiled, its not a bagel”. Everything in my life except for cups of tea, is not a bagel. Can I tell you that I am now proudly walking around with my head held high telling people what is and isn’t a bagel. “You know that stapler on your desk there??!!, well, thats not a bagel, its not boiled”………

Why the fuck would any one on this earth care about this fact?

Moving right along.


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