This is the best idea I have ever heard of. ?I think I may just try it.
here I come no connection. perhaps I will start from Sunday 1st of August.
Wish me luck.
Archive for the ‘Health’ Category
Health reform
July 1, 2010I should change this blog’s name to things I have learnt sitting in a toilet cubicle. To be honest, all things learnt in a toilet cubicle have been completely invaluable.
I have learnt about ‘Art’
I have learnt about being ‘sexy’ [this entails reading stupid graffiti that says contact me at such and such a numb for a good time]
I have learnt about race relations and socioeconomic factors impeding our your [this entails reading a commenting about ‘wogs’ and then the retort comment from the latter about the fact they would rather be ‘wogs’ than ‘houso dogs from mt druitt’.
But I think the latest insight I have been given and most pertinent to my job has been the following…
A ‘poll’ on health reform.
Thanks to the ‘toilet graffiti political party’ or T.G.P.P. I can keep up to date with factors effecting current health reform.
And can I just say that this wasn’t there yesterday, it has only been there today and already two people have voted.
What a democracy we live in!
Harp specialist
June 22, 2010Australian story 14th June. iView abso fucking lutely tear jerking
Go watch it I did.
He is a music thanatologist. Beautiful. Especially the brahms lullaby alert when a baby is born. Truly a beautiful beautiful man supportive family and wonderful art form.
If only there were more humans like this one or robots that replicated this behaviour. Oh and of cause had skin and other human like features.
Sick kids are the pits
June 13, 2010
There is nothing worse than sick children. Sick dogs/cats….. Well in reality you can buy a new one. There is the emotional attachment, but to a certain extent there is large distance between created by being from a different species. Other than that let me share an experience of turtle mcsmallfries recent trip to hospital.
Several things I have notice about paediatric nurses. Don’t get me wrong. They all do a “good job”. Good has a wide range of meanings. Excellent is not one of them.
Rule number one with kids. If you aren’t their parents you can’t treat them like you are sick of them. It’s your job to care compassionately for them. Not act like the 5mins you spent with them interupted your 8 hours fucking tea break.
Oh and you can’t introduce yourselves to the parents as the porn star nurse, with your porn star name and porn star side kick.
“hi i’m Tori, this is chante, heheheheh,”, fuck I just wanteed to kill them.
then there is the doctor.
With the most patronizing tone you can possibly install in your head……..
well all these normal tests should be reassuring.
HOT TIP.
Our child is still fucking sick. Still the same. So fuck your tests.
the biggest most important thing that people consuming a service remember, is their own perception of care/service.
mine was shit. Fuck your service.
Oh, and while i’m at it I will take this time to Promote Tori’s new movie, ‘Fucking Dumb Bitch Nurse With Too much Make-up fuck the whole hospital: 2′, yes she did make a prequel.
any way Turtle McSmallFries should be much better, after all she just got to ride on an aeroplane.
Hard work
April 29, 2010
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Seems like hard work to me. I do love it though, maybe the above picture is a little too close to home for me. click for interesting article of how GPs are carrying a big burden.
Remember Me…..
April 8, 2010
Definitely considering this to supplement the taxidermy of my body in the glass coffee table, I am sure my wife will be able to move on touch wood in the event of my passing if I ensure these memories are presevered?!?!?
NB to Self: organise serial pre death photo package and glass coffee table casket.
Top 5 most relevent Websites for Me today
April 1, 2010
….Best reverse comparision ever…..EVER.
March 30, 2010
Read this with your eyes closed to imagine better. This is really real. Think About this blog everytime you go to sleep, wake thinking about, cause maybe then you will rethink the statement……
“fuck why don’t they just turn the boat around”.
This is exactly why. And no, You don’t know what it is like, instead of having an alarm clock cause you can’t sleep from fear anyhow you wake to the sound of tanks crushing concrete out side what left of your apartment-come-alfresco dining area on what used to be left of the fourth floor.
To think you would rather risk your life on a shitty boat crossing the pacific or what ever ocean I don’t know oceans than stay in your home town because it is more liekly you will die, just to give your team a better life, then yeah maybe I would get on that boat too!, and I would prey to god/Allah I was bound for “the lucky country” not the whitest most intolerant country in the world, the same country that condones the southern cross to be a symbol of a faux Aryan race by displaying it on your VN commodore, and allows the media to spray anti “boat people” shit across the front page of the most “prestigious newspaper” overrated kmart catelogue in Sydney.
Rave too long, Just read MG’s shit. All of it. It is good.
Maybe they should change their signage to this.
March 22, 2010Ok people. We all know…..and I mean KNOW! the dangers of smoking and that it definitely causes cancer.
we all see the ads, – and I am pretty sure that you don’t suck on car tail pipes to get high, even though it is nearly exactly the same, or probably even healthier (due to the catlyitic converter) Then why do people thinkn it is ok to smoke outside the entry ways to hospitals??
And even worse outside the entry ways to a childrens hospital.
kids + sick = fucked
kids + adults smoking + sick = Super fucked
what don’ t adults get? kids can’t smoke, shouldn’t smoke so why would you blow it in their faces?
maybe they should change their signage to this.
just think about it people. Stop fucking smoking.
Meh. I can cheat death.
January 11, 2010
