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“live chat” Pandainabattlesuit. Robot Detection Agency.

September 9, 2012

just had this chat with “Kate” from House Painters Sydney.

I am ‘Visitor’. A bit creepy now I look at it.

Kate: Hello, thanks for contacting AsNu. My name is Kate, may I have your name?
Visitor: Luke
Kate: Hi Luke, how may I help you?
Visitor: I would like to know if your company would take on the small job of replacing a supporting post for a verandah
Kate: Before we proceed, may I please have your phone number and email address in case we get disconnected?
Visitor: work@pandainabattlesuit.com
Kate: Thanks!
Kate: Can you give me any details of the project you are considering?
Visitor: are you a robot?
Visitor: ?
Kate: No, I am a real person and this is a live chat.
Visitor: reallly/
Visitor: a little bit your answers have been a little like a robot?
Kate: Can you give me any details of the project you are considering?
Visitor: supporting pole on our small rear verahdah needs replacing
Kate: What is your address?
Visitor: that was definitely a robot question
Kate: ?
Visitor: I think you may just be a robot?.
Visitor: 010001001001001010101010?
Kate: Our services include colour consulting, painting, carpentry, lead removal, scaffolding, and Delux Envirowash.
Kate: The best way to get your questions answered is to setup a free consultation with one of our estimators. Would you like to setup a consultation with one of our estimators who can answer your question in more detail?
Visitor: yes no worries dexter. how is life post perfect match ??
Kate: What is a good number and time to reach you?
Visitor: what’s my compatibility score?
Visitor: 010001010? hahahahahaha 101010101000001101101011000?!?!
Kate: For more details you can contact at : 02 9890 …..

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Raising awareness. [Again.]

October 26, 2011

Hate the game but love the story line and secretly think it is definitely based on a true story

any ways I know I have mentioned this before possibly on twitter but hopefully you guys have been watching these bastards too.

A little bit I love the thought of a company maybe not as evil and maybe a little bit more security conscious  like Umbrella Corporation running around, in a over sized bee hive under the ground.

or maybe they already are.

example.

Avon Product ‘Anew Derma Full’

 

Umbrella Corporation’s ‘T Virus’

 

Coincidence? I think not.

 

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Posted in Fail, Human Enhancement, Humanoid Android/Robot Surveillance, seeing seas, social observation, Space kids, technology, Uncategorized, When robots fail | 1 Comment »

Pandainabattlesuit vs ‘Katie’ [paypal Resolutions]

October 24, 2011


Katie
Hi, I’m Katie. I might not be a real person, but I am programmed to answer your questions about PayPal.

How can I help you?

You
i would like to remove a credit card from my account but it says i still have a pending transfer?

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.

Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?
-Yes, this was helpful
-No, this was not helpful

You
No, this was not helpful

Katie
I’m sorry that wasn’t helpful.
How can I help you?

You
you are so great kaite

Katie
Thanks! I do my best to help people out on our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
but you are no match for Siri

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Well you are not satisfying my needs

Katie
Ok. I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Yes I want to remove a credit card, and although I like robots I am not having a pleasurable experience

Katie
Thanks… But remember, I’m here to help you with questions about our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
Well you could, by electronic means, go and grab me a non robot helper

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
off you go

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
a little bit i think you like the sound of your own ones and zeros

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
ones and zeroes. you know. bit transfer

Katie
You might find your answer in the links below. If not, try rephrasing your question:
- How do I add funds?
- How can I withdraw money from my PayPal account?

You
pineapple

Katie
It looks like you’re entering a keyword. If you use a whole phrase, I could give you a better answer.

You
do you like robots

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
robots with lasers

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

[me: discoonect]

Who would have though that a really bad AI system could be so fucking useless. Thanks Paypal.com.au, thanks for all the good times.

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I would blush if I could – Siri.

October 22, 2011

Shit that Siri Says is just classic.

 

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Posted in Cool stuff, Heart to death, Human Enhancement, Humanoid Android/Robot Surveillance, Nerd Parenting, Nerdtechsplosion, Oh Apples!, Robot, Space kids, Tales from Friends, technology | 4 Comments »

Help him sell more books than Bieber

April 2, 2011

Win an apple iPad 2

More from the absolute reining king of satire and sarcasm. David Thorne of 27b slash 6

I have no idea what an iPad 2 has to do with my book or what anybody actually does with these things, but it is shiny and has the Apple logo on it. If I had an iPad, I would put it on the coffee table and when people said “is that an iPad 2?” I would reply “yes it is, please don’t touch.”

Too funny.

I am crying laughing at just the right hand column with choice quotes from Justin Bieber’s book.

Truly though, you can apparently win an iPad.

The most amazing feature of this AWESOME website is the impartial squirrel comparison. It gives and open, objective and transparent view of the two different books.

“Usher rang me and was like ‘Hey bro what you doing?’ and I was like ‘nothing bro, what you doing?’ and he was like ‘cutting some tracks, do you want to come over bro?’ so my mum dropped me off at his house and we took ecstacy and watched the movie White Chicks.”

Addit:

Had to add some of the pics with Justin Biebers head. For those people with some how no time to visit the links above

 

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Posted in Advertising. Poor Mans Pron, Cool stuff, crazy ramblings, design love, Human Enhancement, Humanoid Android/Robot Surveillance, life/work balnce, lifehack, Space kids, Tales from Friends | 2 Comments »

Follow/Like Pandainabattlesuit

February 26, 2011

 

Keep up to date with Pandainabattlesuit


Twitter : @pandabattlemode

Facebook : Pandainabattlesuit

Youtube : Pandainabattlesuit

Email Pandainabattlesuit

Tumblr : Pandainabattlesuit

& you can simply subscribe to receive emails by clicking the button over there -> somewhere

 

 

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Evolution. Pandainabattlesuit now for hire.

February 22, 2011

For a while now I have been dappling in the interwebs for mostly hobby purposes. Thanks to a very close friend of Panadainabattlesuit I have been able to branch out to start helping small business get a grasp on and harness the same interwebs and market resource that is Social Media Marketing. Via our Social Media Marketing Parent company Aussie Online Business we have commenced helping small business with their social media account management. If anyone is interested or knows of a business that is interested in this service,  please contact John at Aussie Online Business or Us through the website or social media avenues.

Below is our business page. which can be found here

_________________________________________________

Pandainabattlesuit is now offering online services.

 

 

 

Specialising in Social Media Media Management, we offer a range of products to suite your large or small companies needs. Specialising in Twitter, Facebook, youtube, LinkedIn and general web promotion, we can take care of getting your product out to the massive consumer base that is Social Media.

Do you need to get you business up and running online?, Need a blog, Twitter or Facebook feed, to keep your clients up to date, or let them know that you are serious about keeping in touch with modern tech.

Contact us at Pandainabattlesuit to discuss the various options we have to get your buisness streaming and accessible online

 

 

 

twitter: @pandabattlemode

Facebook: Pandainabattlesuit

LinkedIn: Pandainabattlesuit

Email: work@pandainabattlesuit.com

 

 

 

Current Clients

Burwood Scene Newspaper [via Aussie Online  Business]

Ashfield RSL [via Aussie Online  Business]

Ashfield EyeCare [via Aussie Online  Business]

ThisIsTheDevils Advocate.com

 

 

 

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Witness protection

January 23, 2011

Found this guy hiding in Mortlake. Obviously failing in his witness protection and relocation program. Poor bastard hasn’t seen any outgoing post in forever.

Don’t tell anyone he is here cause the boys who tried to send a letter without a stamp and got caught are still looking to have him rubbed out.

I do not think that his new colour scheme is very inconspicuous.

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I want to look at it with my eye balls

January 18, 2011

So Apple is going to somehow stuff medical-grade resolution into a 10-inch screen and sell it in a new iPad that should theoretically cost the same or less than current iPads? This, I’ve got to see. Literally. I want to look at it with my eyeballs because it’d be gorgeous.

This is a quote from an article that TIME linked to regarding uprated resolution on the up and coming iPad v2.

 

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When Customers finally have enough. An Update

January 3, 2011

Yepper.

Well, what with Vodafones last excuse “we didn’t think this would happen”, and with no clear insight into what upgrade they are doing and how it will benefit iPhone users or other customers, they seem to have put themselves into a bit of a pickle.

 

I don’t blame other customers for their annoyance.

We are still paying money for this unreliable service and call drop outs.

 

servicing 94% of the country with 2g service, is a laughable claim at best. Considering I couldn’t make a full phone call in Sydney before I left to come on holidays.

Annoyed or future customers looking for possible insight should read this article from SMH.com.au

then go to this website

…and if you are a disgruntled customer

 

then this website is the place for you. Interest is forming for a class action.

 

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