Archive for the ‘Polls’ Category

Tony Abbott. Am I helping.

August 20, 2010

I don’t know who I will vote for tomorrow, seriously considering the suggestion from MIL to vote for the sex party.

I thought I should start to help the poor bastard with his Polling campaign. I have created [thanks to Meg for suggestion] a few Campaign posters

I believe we should be transparent Tony, and let the people know our game plan. Especially those ‘stupid women’ that should be at home with the babies keeping their ‘special gift’ sacred and bake us a few cakes. Tony I believe your policy should be “I suck dicks, and not in that gay way that gays do” maybe you and @wendy2thesenate should hook up and sort a menage.

Honestly. Who is going to vote for this idiot. walk away Tones. I would rather vote for a dildo.

…….oh wait, someone just told me I should be modest about my political views.  What is my political view based on. ? The ‘cover of the book’, this guy looks like a fucking dildo with ears, but anti erotic. If this guy wins, and we are being governed by a dildo we know what that means, and without sounding too cliched, we are all fucked.

Health reform

July 1, 2010

I should change this blog’s name to things I have learnt sitting in a toilet cubicle. To be honest, all things learnt in a toilet cubicle have been completely invaluable.

I have learnt about ‘Art’
I have learnt about being ‘sexy’ [this entails reading stupid graffiti that says contact me at such and such a numb for a good time]
I have learnt about race relations and socioeconomic factors impeding our your [this entails reading a commenting about ‘wogs’ and then the retort comment from the latter about the fact they would rather be ‘wogs’ than ‘houso dogs from mt druitt’.

But I think the latest insight I have been given and most pertinent to my job has been the following…

A ‘poll’ on health reform.

Thanks to the ‘toilet graffiti political party’ or T.G.P.P. I can keep up to date with factors effecting current health reform.

And can I just say that this wasn’t there yesterday, it has only been there today and already two people have voted.

What a democracy we live in!

Most annoying voice ever…130gigs

March 31, 2010

It is only $25 bucks to go to the tip you fucks.

November 15, 2009

I want some old sewing magazines how about you guys?


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