Archive for the ‘seeing seas’ Category

Raising awareness. [Again.]

October 26, 2011

Hate the game but love the story line and secretly think it is definitely based on a true story

any ways I know I have mentioned this before possibly on twitter but hopefully you guys have been watching these bastards too.

A little bit I love the thought of a company maybe not as evil and maybe a little bit more security conscious  like Umbrella Corporation running around, in a over sized bee hive under the ground.

or maybe they already are.

example.

Avon Product ‘Anew Derma Full’

 

Umbrella Corporation’s ‘T Virus’

 

Coincidence? I think not.

 

Pandainabattlesuit vs ‘Katie’ [paypal Resolutions]

October 24, 2011


Katie
Hi, I’m Katie. I might not be a real person, but I am programmed to answer your questions about PayPal.

How can I help you?

You
i would like to remove a credit card from my account but it says i still have a pending transfer?

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.

Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?
-Yes, this was helpful
-No, this was not helpful

You
No, this was not helpful

Katie
I’m sorry that wasn’t helpful.
How can I help you?

You
you are so great kaite

Katie
Thanks! I do my best to help people out on our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
but you are no match for Siri

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Well you are not satisfying my needs

Katie
Ok. I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
Yes I want to remove a credit card, and although I like robots I am not having a pleasurable experience

Katie
Thanks… But remember, I’m here to help you with questions about our site.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
Well you could, by electronic means, go and grab me a non robot helper

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
off you go

Katie
You can remove your credit or debit card details in your Profile page under Financial Information. You may need to log in to see this page.
You’ll then be able to remove credit card information.

Note: You cannot remove a card if you have a pending transaction or if you recently used the card as a backup funding source for an Instant Bank Transfer payment.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

You
a little bit i think you like the sound of your own ones and zeros

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
ones and zeroes. you know. bit transfer

Katie
You might find your answer in the links below. If not, try rephrasing your question:
- How do I add funds?
- How can I withdraw money from my PayPal account?

You
pineapple

Katie
It looks like you’re entering a keyword. If you use a whole phrase, I could give you a better answer.

You
do you like robots

Katie
I’m not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
robots with lasers

Katie
I don’t know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

[me: discoonect]

Who would have though that a really bad AI system could be so fucking useless. Thanks Paypal.com.au, thanks for all the good times.

Apparently.

September 30, 2011

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Apparently if you fit the following criteria, it gives you the right to be an absolute fucking bitch who thinks her mobility aid is a shield/ramming device/child squasher/sympathy aid/invisibility cloak/Harry potters broom(the fast posh one)/a throne/the pope mobile/a limousine/krang’s mobility robot/inconspicuous part of her other wise fully functioning legs.

A. You are the rude bitch picture above in the mobility aid
B. You seem to think driving over children to pay your parking ticket is acceptable.
C. You don’t feel that the world needs you to say excuse me now that you can ram people out of the way with your ‘sans blade ride on lawn mower’
D. Your disability extended to your ‘manners gland’
E. You feel as though waving your ticket in front of the ticket machine will act telepathically to tell your 40 year old virgin son that he needs to inconvenience you by scaling over you to pay for parking because you shouldn’t have to say “hey son who still lives at home I could tell because of the suit pants/joggers/parra jersey thing with a Parker he was rocking Could you please be a dear and check we haven’t gone over three hours?”

Fuck. Some thing bad may have really happened to this lady. But acting like a fucking bitch that the world owes something won’t save your soul.

Corporations killing the planet

April 2, 2011

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I don’t get it. Where is it coming from. How many companies and people, come on hands up, have known about recycling prior to 2011. Yet perfectly ok for Kentucky Fried Chicken to only recycle ‘soon’ and yet brought to my attention by an as equally disturbed friend – they have the money to print a posh splash vinyl to say recycling coming soon.

Ok quick math lesson

One hole for recycling + one hole for normal garbage= two holes.

If x equals recycling we can say x + normal garbage hole = one bin for recycling + one normal garbage hole.

Therefore. Just put a fucking bin under each one you ‘lazy fucking under paying minimal wage to your people’ bastards.

What’s so hard. KFC know that everyone else is already recycling right?

So maybe instead of coming up with a way to market a bunless burger less offensively to the health food hippies. You should maybe just duck down to ‘Bunnings’ – pardon the pun and buy another bin.

Just sayin.

Safe needle use. Is there such a thing.

March 27, 2011

I don’t want my kids exposed to this shit. And I owe a lot of people an apology based on my naivety that recreational drug users would be safer. Like everyone is brainwashed to think they are.

The fact this FIT pack was left on the side of the road is an absolute display of a drug users lack of respect and also the selfish selfish ways that they cannot consider any one else.

Who will clean this up?

Not the drug and alcohol nurses and hep c program sprukers that tell us that the drug addicted people are only interested in using clean needles. And they will dispose of the FIT packs in a responsible manner.

Well this is not responsible.

 

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And yeah the box does act like a sharps container. Meaning that if a little kid finds it they will not hesitate to find out what’s inside.

It makes me so angry to think that these are more than likely a government funded program feature. And that this is the outcome.

Wow I hope that the one or two people this FIT pack saved from hep c consider the ramifications if a child or other person were to receive a needle stick would they be remorseful, would they be happy to wait for the results of a blood test that would possibly result in an innocent little human contracting a life long blood born disorder.

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How safe are these containers?

And to the people using them. Show some respect.

 

A letter from Sendai

March 19, 2011

read here

“Things here in Sendai have been rather surreal. But I am very blessed to have wonderful friends who are helping me a lot. Since my shack is even more worthy of that name, I am now staying at a friend’s home. We share supplies like water, food and a kerosene heater. We sleep lined up in one room, eat by candlelight, share stories. It is warm, friendly, and beautiful.

During the day we help each other clean up the mess in our homes. People sit in their cars, looking at news on their navigation screens, or line up to get drinking water when a source is open. If someone has water running in their home, they put out a sign so people can come to fill up their jugs and buckets.”


 

^this is a bad scene^, a proper bad scene. Thinking of Japan.

it was nice to read this and know that Gaijin are staying and helping instead of running away from the country they lov so much.

 

Festivals. [Soundwave Sydney 2011]

March 6, 2011

Aside from Slayer not player due to Tom being sick and the ticket fiasco thanks to a very dishonest person names Annie in Byron bay. SOundwave this year was pretty amazing. I finally got to see Iron Maiden live. Complete with a giant mobile ‘eddie’ who cam out in the middle of their set only to be beaten back with pure english metal. tear jerking really, and not the ‘cry-wank’ kind either.

One thing I will never get about festivals though is the people that choose their attire especially for the day. I know all the bands are playing there, I know that aforementioned fact may make people a little excited. But to get dressed up especially is so strange to me. A little like the friends that every one has had at one stage that want every party they throw to be a ‘dress up as a pirate’ party. Come on we have all been there.

I really to admire the people that you just know, dress the same all year round then they go to a festival and people think they have dressed up. like this guy

When I asked him who he was there to see he replied “anything metal”

really cool guy

But on the flip side you get the attention seekers. I don’t understand why you would pay $180 to go to the festival with plenty of awesome bands only to walk around as an arthouse installation piece and not have any one filming peoples reactions to you or filming your interactions with people. Both of which would have made for a very entertaining Jaoquin Phoenix style Soundwave festival for every one.

This guy walked around all day in this neoprene suit. Maybe he was advertising for ‘morphsuits’ but you could hardly tell, and about 2 hours into the day he had done more walking around looking like a blow job doll due to the sweat from where there should have been a hole for his mouth than he had watched any bands.  His whole face was covered. But why?

This young girl was walking around sort of dressed as a pig, in a nude coloured suit with texta writing all over it. Written were this like “100% halal” and “the other white meat” oh and “little dirty pig”……you get it.

 

I just don’t understand it. No film crew no boys interested. Everybody thinking WTF. Maybe it was a statement from being teased at school but I just can’t work out why festivals are the place for this kind of thing? Or whether it is related only to metal festivals. I am sure however ths used to go on when I attended the Big day out, way back when I was still cool.

I will leave you with one last photo. People need to keep their tshirts on. I don’t care if you are ‘the situation’. Just please. keep your shirt on unless you are going swimming taking a shower or going to bed.

People don’t want to see it

That guys hairy, very hairy apron was not for show.

Undies on the outside speaks for itself.

I am no ultraconservative, but come on.

 

 

 

 

Relief/Release

January 7, 2011

Well it is over. After three more
dropped calls, and a wait of 2.5hrs for a ’15 to 24 minute’ call
back I was finally put through to cancellations. I was put through
to a great employee, one vodafone should be very proud of. I
explained the following to this lady. I felt as though I had had
the terms of our contract violated. Vodafone had failed to
communicate the network upgrade to customers. Vodafone had failed
to communicate possible outages as a result of possible need for
network upgrades. Vodafone had failed to communicate when some
resolve may be found or when network upgrades may be finalized.
Vodafone had failed to reward customers for their patience, maybe
due to fact they are a greedy multinational company. Vodafone had
underestimated their consumers. The worst thing a company who
relies on consumers could do. Thank you for releasing me from my
contract. Respecting my need to leave your service to find another
one that is more reliable. I’m out. Thanks Vodafone, for a fucked
two months and a good resolve.

When Customers finally have enough. An Update

January 3, 2011

Yepper.

Well, what with Vodafones last excuse “we didn’t think this would happen”, and with no clear insight into what upgrade they are doing and how it will benefit iPhone users or other customers, they seem to have put themselves into a bit of a pickle.

 

I don’t blame other customers for their annoyance.

We are still paying money for this unreliable service and call drop outs.

 

servicing 94% of the country with 2g service, is a laughable claim at best. Considering I couldn’t make a full phone call in Sydney before I left to come on holidays.

Annoyed or future customers looking for possible insight should read this article from SMH.com.au

then go to this website

…and if you are a disgruntled customer

 

then this website is the place for you. Interest is forming for a class action.

 

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