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Festivals. [Soundwave Sydney 2011]

March 6, 2011

Aside from Slayer not player due to Tom being sick and the ticket fiasco thanks to a very dishonest person names Annie in Byron bay. SOundwave this year was pretty amazing. I finally got to see Iron Maiden live. Complete with a giant mobile ‘eddie’ who cam out in the middle of their set only to be beaten back with pure english metal. tear jerking really, and not the ‘cry-wank’ kind either.

One thing I will never get about festivals though is the people that choose their attire especially for the day. I know all the bands are playing there, I know that aforementioned fact may make people a little excited. But to get dressed up especially is so strange to me. A little like the friends that every one has had at one stage that want every party they throw to be a ‘dress up as a pirate’ party. Come on we have all been there.

I really to admire the people that you just know, dress the same all year round then they go to a festival and people think they have dressed up. like this guy

When I asked him who he was there to see he replied “anything metal”

really cool guy

But on the flip side you get the attention seekers. I don’t understand why you would pay $180 to go to the festival with plenty of awesome bands only to walk around as an arthouse installation piece and not have any one filming peoples reactions to you or filming your interactions with people. Both of which would have made for a very entertaining Jaoquin Phoenix style Soundwave festival for every one.

This guy walked around all day in this neoprene suit. Maybe he was advertising for ‘morphsuits’ but you could hardly tell, and about 2 hours into the day he had done more walking around looking like a blow job doll due to the sweat from where there should have been a hole for his mouth than he had watched any bands.  His whole face was covered. But why?

This young girl was walking around sort of dressed as a pig, in a nude coloured suit with texta writing all over it. Written were this like “100% halal” and “the other white meat” oh and “little dirty pig”……you get it.

 

I just don’t understand it. No film crew no boys interested. Everybody thinking WTF. Maybe it was a statement from being teased at school but I just can’t work out why festivals are the place for this kind of thing? Or whether it is related only to metal festivals. I am sure however ths used to go on when I attended the Big day out, way back when I was still cool.

I will leave you with one last photo. People need to keep their tshirts on. I don’t care if you are ‘the situation’. Just please. keep your shirt on unless you are going swimming taking a shower or going to bed.

People don’t want to see it

That guys hairy, very hairy apron was not for show.

Undies on the outside speaks for itself.

I am no ultraconservative, but come on.

 

 

 

 

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February 22, 2011

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work got you thinking about it?

July 27, 2010

do it virtually. if you dare. and only if you can put up with the “why did you de-friend me on facebook” conversation you will have to have with ‘Sally pretendsto eatssushi’ Jones.

I am only days away. Click to commit

Human’s Failings

July 8, 2010

When I search for certain things on the internet I use google. I have had to search for different presents, toys, shoes, clothing, houses, and google has really come to the party.

but what i don’t get is what some other people are searching for.

thanks to some blog i can’t remember for enlightening me to what other people might be searching for. See pictures below.

Directions. Open google.com the actual web page.  Then type one of the following

i. can I

ii. why does my

Amazing. Just amazing.

yepper. Some ‘interesting’ people around, some who are very inquisitive.

Attention: office workers surrounding Rhodes shopping centre

June 4, 2010

Let me start by sayig this.

Today you were all C$@#s.

And inconsiderate ones at that. Never thought I would have to use that word on here, but I just did. It is actually the last swear word I the world, so I am going to use it as much as I can before it becomes extinct.

People at lunch time wearing their work suit attire were just plain fucking rude today. But I got to thinking. They are always that way at lunch. They all pretend to like sushi. They all were wear those god awful white fake snake skin shoes and have more product in their hair than me. That is saying something.

The main thing I don’t get is the rudeness towards children. Walking into a high chair that a six month old is sitting ineating lunch should not really be an inconvienience to the adult walking into the chair rather should nearly make you vomit an apogy even against you will. Today how ever that did no happen, perhaps because the person had already vomited on his or hers own face causing the kind of ugliness you read about in Grimm fairy tales or fucking British tabloids.

The office workers I refer to are the same fucking sad souls that think an exciting week is if they get to watch rockwiz and talk about it at the water machine the next day, or follow mel and kochy on Twitter to keep up to date with a current affairs.

The same people listen to Elvis costello and joy division because they were told it was cool at university and possibly got laid by having on of the ‘best of’ CDs in their share apartment on their CD rack made of palings and air bricks, or what ever the fuck they were called.

These same people went to the ‘bros’ concert when they toured, when ever the fuck that was.

I have taken this oppurtunity to include a picture of the people I made mention to, and were onsite in the food court especially today @Rhodes shopping centre (of which I am currently the mayor of mrs fields on foursquare)

Please enjoy said portrait. I think it captures their best side.

Ps: chicken katsu ramen from kodori 4.5/10 is was just ok.

Can’t wait. Robot + Dinosaur + eats cars = Awesome

March 31, 2010

Things I

Tooooooo cool.

Who said TV wasn’t real. How many people watched the episode of the simpsons ‘truckosaurus’ and mocked “that’ll never happen Lurlene, theys be making stuff up to mess with me brain uhuh uhuh”

This is the future people

Fucking loiterers

March 30, 2010

Fucking pigeons. Asking for money etc hanging ou the front of the medical centre on the stairs blocking through traffic, may as well be wearing dirty white kappa pants.

Florida Keys

February 3, 2010

I just had to. It seems to be a direct innocent observation. And yes it is uploaded on graphjam.com


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