Some scenes outside the apple store in Sydney right now on the eve of the launch.
Would I do it? Probably not. Crazy. People.
Pay attention to the tent. Also the beautiful stairs inside.
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Some scenes outside the apple store in Sydney right now on the eve of the launch.
What the fuck people. I thought these only existed in 1993. Particularly at truck stops in the central west of Australia. You know the ones. They have those mechanic/boobie calendars on the back of the office door.
I get that peeps want to be fresh to death but buying fucking pheromones in a shopping centre bathroom is no less creepy than a paedophile version of Ivan Milat.
Go to priceline for fucks sake. Buy some Lynx Africa. At least
I am almost sure that you get a bonus free root at Penrith Panthers night club.
I get the safe sex thing. But you can buy that shit at one of the 54 supermarkets in the shopping centre. The only people I can imagine buying these things are the very same people that wear navy v-neck jumpers with no shirt under neath, a cheap gold chain, chinos and bone coloured fake alligator shoes. You guys all know him. He is the very same 47.5er that is dating the year eleven student and tell everyone how mature she is
well, his Xbox live friends anyway and he is always going on a cruise. Not international, just off the coast and back
Hot tip: if you need this. Try brushing your teeth. Just try.
Please feel free to view. Over here @ Pandainabattlesuit we couldn’t agree more.
Sorry today has provided me much inspiration and whilst I wait for reports to run. I will quickly re write the rules on what you are and and are not allow to do whilst in motor vehicles.
As expertly recreated in MS Paint, I was an observer to a young male driving like this (please use some imagination) this morning, in what seemed to be his Mum’s Ford Fiesta (old model and it was blue). I wasn’t sure of the exact number plate so I just estimated. (It was probably closer to Douche’s Mum’s Car, but that wouldn’t fit)
So I have decided to make a list of cars you are not allowed to do that in. Ever.
1. Honda jazz
2. Any Hyundai
3. Any older model Ford, (excluded is the GT 500)
4. Honda CRV (I tested this out in ours and felt like a douche)
5. Ford laser
6. Holden Astra
7. Any Holden
8. Audi TT (Daiahatsu Copen is acceptable)
9. Nissan Skyline R30/33/34(GTST model)
10. Mazda 3
11. Mitsubishi Mirage
12. Mitsubishi Lancer (any with Chrome aftermarket tail lights)
13. VW Polo
14. VW EOS
15. Toyota Corolla
16. Any BMW older than this year.
17. Audi RS4 (too gangsta to be gansta leaning in especially the Advant)
18. Mostly all cars
19. Those $50 mountain bikes you see people rding on with the motor attached.
20. Those thin Skate boards that are back in fashion
21. Dunlop Volley Shoes
22. Any clothes from Glue Store
23. Roller shoes are ok if the child is Gangsta
24. Ikea Trolley (unless you bought expidite book shelf they are gangsta)
25. VW Beetle (new version)
26. Any care with a Tape deck
27. Toyota utes with carpet on the rear tray and some empt chrome tool boxes
28. Horses (mules are totally more gangsta)
29. Any car with flag of any nationality on rear view mirror
30. Any car with Garter belt hanging from review mirror
31. Any Car going through McDonalds’ Drive through (please refrain from being gangsta as Mcdonalds’ workers deserve our respect)
33. Yellow Cars (Lancer Evolution 9 exception)
34. Yellow motorbikes
35. Guys on motors bikes in thongs, shorts, and muscle shirt/singlets.
Any others please feel free to comment.
This great site, shows what can happen when facebook friend requests go wrong. Connect if you dare.
Hate the game but love the story line
and secretly think it is definitely based on a true story
any ways I know I have mentioned this before
possibly on twitter but hopefully you guys have been watching these bastards too.
A little bit I love the thought of a company
maybe not as evil and maybe a little bit more security conscious like Umbrella Corporation running around, in a over sized bee hive under the ground.
or maybe they already are.
Avon Product ‘Anew Derma Full’
Umbrella Corporation’s ‘T Virus’
Coincidence? I think not.
Tags:avon, cosmetics, tvirus, umbrella corp, virus, zombies
Posted in Fail, Human Enhancement, Humanoid Android/Robot Surveillance, seeing seas, social observation, Space kids, technology, Uncategorized, When robots fail | 1 Comment »
This photo set that Snippet & Ink have posted show exactly why people get married and choose to stay married.
Not to be a complete suck, well maybe a little, these pictures of Paul Newman and his lovely wife Joanne Woodward explain visually I think about how I feel about my lovely wife. If she speaks I am captivated, when looking at her I am mesmerised by beauty,
to the point a nearly turn into a hunting animal When I do something stupid/funny she understands me like she has studied me for years and has published several thesis’ as a content expert on me.
Very rarely does some one capture this essence in photography. Maybe its the black and white, maybe its the fact that some how Paul and Joanne have well and truly reminded me of my wife and I.
This is what marriage is about/feels like/sounds like/looks like. So to all the people in the world trying to fulfil the void with travel and cocaine, hey hats off to you but I have been there, so when you use the oh so predictable quote “oh marriage isn’t for me, I want to travel and experience all life has to offer!!”, can I just remind you that life not only has travel and full moon parties to offer, and it doesn’t just have snorting cocaine off whores and licorice to offer. Life also offers marriage, children, and many other things this post isn’t aimed at…….
Al-right now I am rambling.
These photos are beautiful #justsayin’
Tags:heart to death, Joanne Woodward, life, love, Marriage, Paul Newman, photography
Posted in Animals vs Humans, Cool stuff, crazy ramblings, Heart to death, Human Enhancement, lifehack, NB to Self, social observation, Tales from Friends, time | Leave a Comment »
Absolutely must read. It makes me Jealous. It makes me want to do it, but with a small family it would be a bit tricky.
This is a great Blog Post (currently freshly pressed I might add, congrats!)
When you go to shop that is a little bit posher than say… oh the mixed business down the road that not only sells shampoo but also sells cabbages (my opinion only). You expect a certain level of products to be available that are slightly over priced and fit into the niche of the market I like to say is aimed at GAP parents.
So while we were shopping at Myer the other day, I found the following products.
I don’t know. You might all disagree, but being serve by a ‘lovely Myer product consultant’
shisedo rep in a fake lab coat, who thinks she is a doctor and buying an ‘organic’ product that “keeps your baby happy and sniffle free” was close to the most ridiculous thing I could possibly think of. Beside perhaps, going on a drinking binge with a donkey in a lab coat, claiming he was a head and neck surgeon giving people advice on their neck length in proportion to their carbon footprint.
Imagine this “potion” did what it claims. Baby teething>? ? well just spray some snotty grotty, the baby will just become happy, which I am sure it will be anyway, once you massage it with some $60.00 baby massage oil.
what the fuck happened to baby oil?
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind spending any amount of money on my children or our friends children. But when it comes to things riding the ‘organic’ wave, whilst being retained in a plastic container,
that over time will probably kill more wild life than the pesticides that were ‘not’ used to make the product I have to be a little sceptical.
The packaging does look great, and if I had a black Amex and my baby wasn’t sleeping I would buy a whole shipment of this stuff
and paint the fucking house with it and try it out, but come on, does it need to cost this much money. Maybe it does? It definitely looks nice. Maybe I could explain that to the baby.
“Well honey, I know you are 6 months old, and haven’t slept in the nigh for 5.97 months, but this beautifully packaged, interestingly priced spray is going to ‘change’ all that ok hun?”
….or Maybe it is paying ‘Dr Shisedo’, to ask me “can I help you with anything” when I am standing at the check out piling ‘interestingly priced’ goods onto the counter to purchase them for a friend. You decide.
But this does make me wonder. What will people buy. If it looks nice. Packaged right. ‘Interestingly priced’. Will people with a lot of money pretty much just say fuck it and buy it?
An example perhaps?
In a tanning Booth some where whilst children in a crèche (scenario may not have happened and does not mean to reflect Tiffany and Mercedes are bad parents in any way)
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “Hey, Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg, I got this awesome lotion/potion the other day for $5000 a bottle!!”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “Wow Tiffany pippa whosenbery, what does it do?, Does it look great, where from?”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: ” Well I just got it from that mixed business..whats it called, not versace the other one?”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “oh you mean Prada?”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “oh yeah, thats the one. Well what you do is, it is for for your baby, and it says if you rub it on your car tyres before you drive in the ocean, then your baby will be able to grant three wishes”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “oh you mean that new product by MILK for Babies, I have that, its called Fairy Wish Baby Magic Rub For Car Tyres!, Did you know you can also get it for sheep dogs, before they do maths quizzes? it is similarly called Fairy Wish Baby Magic Rub For Sheep dogs, before they do Maths Quizzes! ”
Tiffany pippa whosenbery: “yeah thats it, do you have some, wow, does it work???”
Mercedes Porche Van Squibenberg: “no”
[enter Donkey dressed as Head and Neck surgeon, smoking a cigar]
Dr Shisedo: “Bet that bottle looks really good though?, and did you know while using it you and can decrease your neck length and carbon footprint by consulting our specilaist drunk donkey techinicians??”
Perhaps you can see where I am going.
Tags:babies, donkeys, fake make up counter doctors, milk, nerd, parenting, shisedo
Posted in Advertising. Poor Mans Pron, crazy ramblings, design love, Human Enhancement, i don't understand, Nerd Parenting, She Said, social observation, Space kids, Tech Parenting | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes artists just blow the lid off society’s view of street art. Other times they just embrace the innocence of innocents.
Stroking a Graf dick to find your way through NYC is just too ironic,
“Bin is out, NYC is up”
Check out the full article here [via brooklynstreetart.com]
Tags:design, graffiti, street art, the beast
Posted in Anti [taggin] Graffiti Campaign, Cool stuff, design love, Heart to death, Human Enhancement, i don't understand, lifehack, social observation, Space kids | Leave a Comment »