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Chi Town – trip French Riviera

September 12, 2010

So a relaxing night out with team panda. China town Sydney is just so good for everything. Food. Ice-cream. Food. Anime. Morning glory.

In guess one of the cool things about Asian culture is that they are pro family. It is not unusual to see young kids out with their family later at night and not get in appreciative stares like your a heroin addict that has just stolen your vfr and pissed on your couch.

It is nice. I don’t get it about australians in that area. It is quite cool to ‘control cry’ your kid for 2 hours in the cot at night but if you want to take them out side the house after 6pm at night then you are the worst parent ever! Especially if like us you are 30. – Which means you are a ganger.

Any how. China town is always cool for visual and auditory stimulation and there are several new restaurants there I would love to try out and will just a matter of time now.

Morning Glory had there cute mascot out the front which very successfully gained our business and many other people who posed for photo then went into MG for ‘Loft’ style experience (see ‘Loft’ department stores located in japan)

Small Panda 1&2 went crazy.

And French Riviera never fails to disappoint. A large amount of ice cream in a bowl with several spoons = heaven.

Flavours:Anzac biscuit. Raspberry. Pear( to die for )

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New range of barbie

August 15, 2010

Guess I’ll have to wait to buy the team some new barbies. Just until they decide to bring out a line that varies from ‘Whore Barbie’

Which may be a long time. Cause I have never scene one. Take this one for example. This one works part time as a childs toy, and part time as a stripper at kings cross.

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How to tell if you are under 3 years old

August 15, 2010

So you can eat the middle out of biscuits, trash your book case Keith Richards style, you can request to eat ‘chippies’ for every meal, you can walk around with no pants on, you can eat lolls then spit it on the floor, you can lick anything, you can watch the same episode of carebears more than eight times in a row then watch wiggles, you can find things super exciting for less than one minute then move on.

All that and more.

Nb to self: take them back for a refund then go buy honda s2000

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Kicks

July 29, 2010

Kids kicks are just so cool. It doesn’t even matter that they don’t wear them much. Thanks to cob small turtle 0.9 gets to rock some puma cat hand me downs from turtle 2.5, all the better for track work in her turtle sized jdm spec eg civic.
Nb to self: buy turtle 0.9 an awesome jdm eg civic.

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Graffiti Park. The graffiti rubbed off.

June 29, 2010

I though that we got the kids out young enough so that the bad graffiti habits of the wild youth of graffiti park wouldn’t influence their future behaviour.

All has been going well until recently I found something that made me clench my fist, raise it towards the sky and scream “damn you graffiti park, damn you” *think ‘planet of the apes’ ending*

I was walking innocently through our new place when bam I found an apple. Thats great you say. Apples are healthy, help our teeth, great that 2 and a bit year old mini panda is eating a healthy choice.

I thought that too. But if you look not too much more closely….

My two and a bit year old little panda, has, thats right, graffiti-ed an apple.

oh the shame.

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Sick kids are the pits

June 13, 2010

There is nothing worse than sick children. Sick dogs/cats….. Well in reality you can buy a new one. There is the emotional attachment, but to a certain extent there is large distance between created by being from a different species. Other than that let me share an experience of turtle mcsmallfries recent trip to hospital.

Several things I have notice about paediatric nurses. Don’t get me wrong. They all do a “good job”. Good has a wide range of meanings. Excellent is not one of them.

Rule number one with kids. If you aren’t their parents you can’t treat them like you are sick of them. It’s your job to care compassionately for them. Not act like the 5mins you spent with them interupted your 8 hours fucking tea break.

Oh and you can’t introduce yourselves to the parents as the porn star nurse, with your porn star name and porn star side kick.

“hi i’m Tori, this is chante, heheheheh,”, fuck I just wanteed to kill them.

then there is the doctor.

With the most patronizing tone you can possibly install in your head……..

well all these normal tests should be reassuring.

HOT TIP.

Our child is still fucking sick. Still the same. So fuck your tests.

the biggest most important thing that people consuming a service remember, is their own perception of care/service.

mine was shit. Fuck your service.

Oh, and while i’m at it I will take this time to Promote Tori’s new movie, ‘Fucking Dumb Bitch Nurse With Too much Make-up fuck the whole hospital: 2′, yes she did make a prequel.

any way Turtle McSmallFries should be much better, after all she just got to ride on an aeroplane.

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They just don’t seem as big now

May 2, 2010

How awesome are swings, free, fun, but alas like big macs have shrunken quite significantly.

Being at the park with your team is really fun but there is always a little fat kid you would love to pus off the slide on behalf of your child. You are all thinking it. It is the son or daughter of the rm Williams couple on the b&b getaway that smell like new money. Fuck I hate that kid. You just know they’ve got a broken version if every toy you wished you’d had when you were young, and their name is double barrel, or as the parents friend your not allowed to shorten their kids name as a cool nickname. They would passively agressively correct you in a faux posh voice, “we don’t call him ‘Dan’, we call him daniello Napoleon the third, he ‘responds’ better”

Swings are great though

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Nannys love. You try and beat that shit

April 29, 2010

Looking at your eldest daughter and her nanny telling each other stories in only a language that a two year old and a nanny can understand. It makes you realize that every thing else in the world doesn’t mean shit, and nothing can stop this story being the most fucking awesomely interesting story that the little monkey has ever told, except for the other 20 un interperable versions of it.

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Sticky Tape.

January 20, 2010

Dora the fucking “explorer”is great but I think it could use some different animations. Using high tech software called “Magna – Doodle” I have recreated some of the scenes from Dora, I think, in a better form. Oh buy the way if you didn’t hear the blue pig thing he wants some sticky tape.