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Baby Kicks. School teasers now cool

March 18, 2013

When I was at school, no one was extremely well off. I mean some kids’ parents were doing ok but it was taken into effect that there were some kids that were a little less well off.
Well it’s time for them to be laughing. Mainly at the fact that they were trend setting and the fact that all the shit they copped for wearing KT26 Dunlops and Volleys of the same mark now should be repaid in some victim’s compensation style repayment and apology.

Hipsters have not only brought Volleys and KT26 to the point of cool but some warp in the space time continuum has torn and ever the baby versions are being pushed into the market place as the type of cool you would stuff your hipster child in.

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So I was pretty surprised to see all these. And before you ask me to apologise to the kids that were rocking KTs spare a thought for me when I worn my mothers purple sneaks to school or my lynx Jordan 5 knock offs.
My kid’s no punk. But he or she is currently being stuffed into shells or Air Force ones. Baby ones, and they too are pretty affordable, and I do this cause as a parent I know the quality is the same if not better and now as a parent I can provide these shoes for my kid.
I will not pay the same price for a lesser quality allegedly locally made shoe because hipster punks and hard core made them cool for zero year olds.

Just my humble opinion.

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Each to their own peeps.
They are cute though. Most things this small are cute. Except for wasps and spiders.

Blog shelf life

January 19, 2013

I remember reading some where that the life of the average ‘good’ blog, not insinuating that this blog is good is around 2 years. After this time, the creator usually has better things to do with their Saturday nights, such as:

1. Go to a bar and rage with their fans, amassed from the 2 years of hilarious writing.

2. Simply stop being and able to think up new ideas, including being able to think.

3. Found better things to do with their life, aside from trolling David Koch read:’cock’ on twitter for his idiotic comments around women breast feeding in public.

4. Switch over to being a hip new cool Dad blog because you have had children, and thought it would make you popular around preschool pick up time, with the non existent other nerd dads. (Even though I love askyourdadblog.com I still don’t believe it actually exists, ans is the product of another university dorm room born blog.

5. Turf their back lawn.

6. They start a professional career in extreme pogo-sticking (see video below). Not sure if its crazy or amazing BTW.

I really don’t want to see Pandainabattlesuit die. Sure my life is pretty busy with Mrs Panda and I now having three little ones under five, and being a manager in a large health related building probably doesn’t help. Nor does living in a city where it takes 39mins to drive 2.3kms to get home to your house. Surely I could write from my iPhone.

Why don’t I do that anymore?

I made a new year’s resolution not to make blogging my new years resolution. If anyone found out that was my new year’s resolution, I would be ridiculed for an extremely long time. Jogging every day seems like a much easier alternative, and it is more acceptable to not adhere to it.

I will promise though how ever in frequently, and when people do return my request for pocket interviews very amateurish ones at that I will post those too.

Or pogo videos, you decide.

Just not publishing to facebook

July 27, 2012

this is just a test post sorry as the site has not been publishing to facebook, I hope this renders the issue. wish us Luck

Stop #SOPA

January 18, 2012

Tiny Books of Goodness

January 13, 2012

Recently whilst looking for a better web platform for viewing my instagr.am account I stumbled up on a little company called Printstagr.am

They do all sorts of little printing jobs and formats only using your Instagr.am shots.

From there assortment of products many stood out to me but on one in particular grabbed my eye totally – I live tiny things, miniature things, not in a horder needs a clean out sort of way but in a way that they just make me simply happy.

So I went through the very easy task of logging into their site and creating these adorable little things.

They are great value for money, and if you have an Instagram account, I would be totally recommending you get some.

At only $10 for three little books, each with 24 beautiful scaled square little photos they make the perfect gift, or novelty item for your house.

Each one has a hardcover, the postage delivery time was a bit interesting, but considering that I ordered them pre christmas, not caring if they would be delivered for christmas or not I have to admit the wait wasn’t too bad. Just not the usual 6-7 days from CH or HK that your would expect.

Honestly, if this isn’t a reason to download the instagram app, and abuse it I don’t know what is. I just want to squeeze the little books cheeks and say “isn’t you cuuuuuute”

Each Book contains 24 photos, and they are magnetised, so they stay together like A Miniature bookshelf, or you can stick them to your fridge.

Honestly, these are great for a gift, or just a novel way to get your digital prints, into a common area that you can easily look, would be great tiny little digests for a short travel trip or party.

I cannot emphasize enough, how much I love tiny versions of things. Micro Machines were the start of the obsession I think.

As the Myth goes

November 4, 2011

I stumbled across this excellent artist when on my RSS, and one of my favourite sites featured his work.

Travis Louie is an amazing artist with a myth telling imagination to match. his art work not only captures the eye but also transports your imagination into a refine ‘tim burtonesqe’ world of myth and tale vs real life. I would be lying if I said I did not want one of his beautiful portraits of the infinitely curious Jelly fish lady on our wall at home.

I would indeed pretend the very interesting lady was a relative, one that we didn’t see very often but still made mail correspondence with, when she wasn’t travelling between realms. Much akin to a lemony snicketts theme. Maybe I thought about that for too long.

Sir Frederick, and of course his Leviathan. Of course. I like this picture a lot. I would put it in the hallway and have a very similar story to that of the Jelly fish lady. “Oh yeah, Fred and I are always ‘gallivanting’ about on his sea monster. Quite a good day out to be rest assured. To tell that story I would how ever have to put a slight British accent in place, and concurrently think about twisting my imagined handle br moustache.

Travis’ art carries a beautiful heavy story, and this is attributed to his influences.

[via Travislouie.com/about]

The visual style of his work is mostly influenced by the lighting and atmosphere of German Expressionist and Film Noir motion pictures from the Silent Era to the late 1950’s. Films from directors like F W Murnau, Fritz Lang, Orson Welles, Robert Siodmak, Robert Aldrich, Jacque Tourneur, and cinematographer, Greg Toland, had a great effect on the way he wanted his paintings to look.

To achieve the dramatic “mood” in his paintings, they are produced primarily in black and white or limited color. He uses acrylic paints over tight graphite drawings on smooth grounds, like “plate” finish illustration board or finely sanded, primed wood panels. When he is not painting, his time is spent writing in his notebooks and journals. Many little drawings and sketches are made from those writings, most of which are less than 10 centimeters square.

The influences for his work are many; the genre films, his fascination with human oddities, circus sideshows, old Vaudeville magic acts, Victorian portraits, and things otherworldly, are all blended together to enable him to bring life to the characters and stories he writes in his journals.”

I really think that Travis’ art encompasses the adult imagination, that perhaps lives in a lot of business men and women’s’ back pocket, or their subconsciousness, perhaps subdued from childhood that is forgotten.

I would love to catch a gallery showing of his works. But in the time being I will settle for the digital version.

Please do yourself a favour, check out his website.

Speaker by [Apple*] well sort of

October 28, 2011

Purchased this the other day as I sat in my office my iPhone playing music on loud speaker as the owner of any smart phone would know, just doesn’t cut it.

So I decided to start browsing eBay for some sort of cost effective, well designed, micro speaker or dock.

This one jumped out of the page at me. I can’t give specific URL to find the product as it probably breaches a whole bunch of Apple copyrights, but if you are desperate and cannot find it let me know and I will give you the store details.

The packaging was right up there with Apple packaging in terms of good looks and cool science lab design. Very akin to the box I purchased my 6th gen Nano in.

and the back gave great tips to remember to back up data to your local or home computer lulz.

The product consisted of the actual tiny little speaker module, and the dual function speaker cable and usb charger cable.

The speaker has a small round black on off button on the bottom and the mini USB connector hole that serves as a connection point for the dual function cord supplied with the speaker

There isn’t a need for the unit to be plugged into power, as it is driven by a lithium ion battery, and the little apple glows white when the speaker is switched on.

and to plug your phone or whatever in? well a 3.5mm jack. Not digital signal I know but come on it is for an office not for a THX home cinema.

and with an iPod Nano 6th Gen in the form of a lunatik watch, doesn’t it make the most adorable little office stereo?

let me know if you want eBay store details!!

Raising awareness. [Again.]

October 26, 2011

Hate the game but love the story line and secretly think it is definitely based on a true story

any ways I know I have mentioned this before possibly on twitter but hopefully you guys have been watching these bastards too.

A little bit I love the thought of a company maybe not as evil and maybe a little bit more security conscious  like Umbrella Corporation running around, in a over sized bee hive under the ground.

or maybe they already are.

example.

Avon Product ‘Anew Derma Full’

 

Umbrella Corporation’s ‘T Virus’

 

Coincidence? I think not.

 

Ex Container housing project

October 25, 2011

YSMR Architecture are helping out with this awesome temp housing project for earthquake/tsunami effected areas of Japan, built from ex shipping containers these beautifully liveable  housing options, would have to be a lovely and welcome change from tents and demountable housing.

One of the main things voice by the extremely humble people of the Sendai area, was that privacy is something they missed – with the loss of their OWN home and their OWN belongings. These beautifully designed and affordable temp housing solutions go a long way to helping parts of the community to get back on their feet.

you can donate here

 

Fancy a 海辺の休暇?

October 24, 2011

I think I did a small article on a previous NowhereResort in Saijima last year, but never covered the other house available in Hayama.

so check this out  - this is the companies website and feature both the Saijima house and also the Hayama house. To Perfect.

 


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